Then there are the insane and hideous things one can find by googling "maternity formal wear": [link]
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Then there are the insane and hideous things one can find by googling "maternity formal wear": [link]
Gives new meaning to the words "surrey with a fringe on top."
Huh. And if Katie had worn it when "pregnant," it'd have been Suri with a fringe on top.
Grr. I knew it. I fucking knew there would some snag in my plans to go to Comic-Con. Apparently, I am expected to have no life and therefore be free to drop my relatives off at the airport that Sunday. And it fucking pisses me off that the reaction is, "Let me see what I can do; you caught me by surprise," rather than, I don't know, "We'll find someone else, then."
Well, at least my aunt's response was "You won't be able to drop us off, then." They asked if I could go another weekend, and I said was going for a specific event, so no. I think it'll be fine, but goddamn, did my uncle's first response piss me off.
t Daniel walks in as the wind whips through the open porch windows into the Bitches hall.
Hmmm.
t Watches the swirling patterns the discarded glitter and mallomar wrappers make on the floors.
Pretty.
Good luck to you and hubby tomorrow, Connie.
Connie, I hope everything goes well tomorrow and that this one really reduces the pain.
Good luck and lots of vibes, Connie.
Much ~ma to the hubby, and the surgeon, and to you Connie. May this give him massive relief from pain.
Procedure~ma for the hubby, connie. Lots of pain-relief~ma, too.