Take me, sir. Take me hard.

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Jul 01, 2006 4:05:37 pm PDT #2722 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

it would be weird to be in line with somebody famous doing something as mundane as buying toilet paper at Costco or paint at Lowes.

Dollars to donuts your thought would be "Huh. Short."


sumi - Jul 01, 2006 4:17:52 pm PDT #2723 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

I was just reminded that my L.A. friend M saw somebody amazing at her neighborhood Lowe's.

Why can't I remember who it was? (My faulty memory wants to say Johnny Depp but that couldn't POSSIBLY be right, could it?)

On edit: Not Johnny Depp - - Sean Penn and they were looking at the same things at the store (can't recall - light fixtures? Something you buy at Lowe's) and he was not shorter than she expected but taller. . . and better looking.


SailAweigh - Jul 01, 2006 4:26:26 pm PDT #2724 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Heh. I've run into 2 celebrities in airports: Prince at LAX and Al Yankovich in the Madison airport. Prince blew by with his entourage before we even barely realized who it was. Wierd Al was just standing there talking to someone and my daughter recognized him. I, like a big dumb "mother knows best" party pooper said, no it's not. The news that evening proved me wrong and my daughter, of course, rubbed it in.


beth b - Jul 01, 2006 4:35:15 pm PDT #2725 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

If I ran into someone famous, the likelyhood that I would recognize them is low.


Cashmere - Jul 01, 2006 4:50:14 pm PDT #2726 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I don't think I'd speak to them unless they spoke to me first.

Dollars to donuts your thought would be "Huh. Short."

And "IMDB LIES!"

My tooth--the one that DIDN'T hurt before I went in and had root canal and a temporary crown put on it is now aching like a motherfucker. *sigh* Saturday night of a long holiday weekend in which we are leaving town. As soon as the permanent crown gets put on, I'm switching dentists. This is such bullshit.


WindSparrow - Jul 01, 2006 5:42:01 pm PDT #2727 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Poor Cash. Tooth and dentist~ma.


DavidS - Jul 01, 2006 6:45:07 pm PDT #2728 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Though I'm not married, it would seem better to take a diplomatic tack and not actually tell one's spouse that they're (or the story they're telling) is *boring.* That's not the kindest thing to say.

I didn't tell her she was boring. I just decided the rant was skippable on the way to a better mood.

Obviously, the proper spousal role is to listen patiently. I only offerred a counter-example because...well, because it worked. It was a win /win. I did not offend her.

Back from Livermore. We won both games. Emmett pitched two shutout innings in the second game, and made a brilliant stab on a line drive while pitching. (The kid on the opposing team walked back to the dugout with his head down and disconsolate. He'd totally ripped it.) While on the mound, Emmett also pounced on a hard grounder to his right and made the play, and on another shot up the middle knocked the ball down with his pitching hand that the shortstop was able to turn into a rally killing out.

The first game we won easily. The second game we were cruising along winning easily, when the opposing team scored five in the bottom of the sixth (last) inning to send it into extra innings. But we prevailed.


erikaj - Jul 01, 2006 6:49:59 pm PDT #2729 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Hec, as somebody who could potentially rant for two days with only a little water to sustain me, I've come to appreciate a skillful deflection. God, how scary would I be pregnant?


brenda m - Jul 01, 2006 8:28:24 pm PDT #2730 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I was in line at the passport office behind George Clinton once.

No Joe on my TV, dammit.


WindSparrow - Jul 01, 2006 9:02:54 pm PDT #2731 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

That whole "time enough to sleep when you are dead" thing? I'm ready for it to start now.

Had to be in to work at yesterday at 9. Tried going to bed early. Didn't sleep til 3am. Cats woke me an hour before the alarm would have gone off.

Today I have to start at 8am. I drank a bit to help me get to sleep, was in bed by midnight. I need to kill someone, obviously. But unfortunately it isn't even legal to kill myself.