Hey wait! I thought I was the Boss of Everything!
Hm. Typing that caused me some stress. I think I'll remember the HAPPY creed: "A stressed worker is an unproductive worker."
t climbs back into hammock
She just... she just did the math.
Kaylee ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Pix - Jun 27, 2006 1:54:43 pm PDT #2106 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
P.M. Marc - Jun 27, 2006 1:55:19 pm PDT #2107 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
JZ, I give you the secret I'd have killed to've known about when knocked up: baby consignment stores. Seriously--best maternity selection I've ever been able to find. It's also helped my nursing wardrobe.
Amy - Jun 27, 2006 1:56:15 pm PDT #2108 of 10001
Because books.
If this is the way you people talk down individuals bent on death and destruction, I like it.
Me, too.
I'm scheming death and destruction for ... my in-laws. I can't help it. If the old man saves the useless, un-re-closeable bag from one more cereal box, or leaves the already-dribbled-on toilet seat up one more time, or turns up Rush Fucking Limbaugh to decibel levels that could be heard on Mars, I will lose. my. shit.
Don't even get me started on Crazy!BiL. He ... No, I can't even type it out. The kitchen knives are far too close at hand.
JZ - Jun 27, 2006 1:57:02 pm PDT #2109 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
The only Target really close to me has exactly four racks of Liz Lange, one of which is bathing suits and one of which is t-shirts on clearance. I do pilfer the remaining two racks whenever I get a chance, but it's slim pickings indeed.
The big evil work deadline that we laid to rest? Has regenerated and is lurching around as a new evil.
That's unpossible, and grossly unfair. It already chewed you up and spit you out once. Stake it! Burn it, bury the ashes and salt the earth!
Sparky1 - Jun 27, 2006 1:58:07 pm PDT #2110 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
JZ, one of the stores on College over here on my side of the Bay is supposed to have the mostest bestest bra fitter ever for pregnant women with the big angry bazungas. So sayeth my office mate who had them in double letters that were so large as to be meaningless to flat-chested people like me, but she traded the pregancy bazungas in for nice twin boys, one of whom likes to scream, "LOUD!" as loud as he can. I can ask her the name of her savior, if you like.
Amy - Jun 27, 2006 2:00:10 pm PDT #2111 of 10001
Because books.
I do pilfer the remaining two racks whenever I get a chance, but it's slim pickings indeed.
I wish I had my old stuff to send you. Sara was born in November, so it would have been the right season and everything. But I sent it to a friend in Chicago when she was pregnant, and I told her I didn't need it back.
Maria - Jun 27, 2006 2:00:59 pm PDT #2112 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Amy, I am so sorry. It being family just makes it worse.
Amy - Jun 27, 2006 2:02:25 pm PDT #2113 of 10001
Because books.
They're not *blood* family, though...
::tries to subdue wild-eyed glare. fails::
Sparky1 - Jun 27, 2006 2:02:59 pm PDT #2114 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Oh, AmyLiz. I wish we had the teleporter to get you out of there for a bit. Or to set it on "Mars" and sent your in-laws away.
Maria - Jun 27, 2006 2:04:05 pm PDT #2115 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
They're not *blood* family, though...
Obviously. A stake and some holy water won't kill YOU.