Angel's lame. His hair goes straight up, and he's bloody stupid!

Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Jun 27, 2006 1:18:55 pm PDT #2086 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I'm glad my "knowledge" is held in such high regard, but it's no matter because I'm looking forward to these "services."


-t - Jun 27, 2006 1:21:58 pm PDT #2087 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I used to have a 14" differential and worried that my hips were too big.

I'm down to 8" at last measuring. And not from anything getting smaller or muscular development.

I had a co-worker at one point who tried to avoid any exercise that worked his obliques on the theory that bulking them up would make his love handles more noticeable. I think that was based on "knowledge".


brenda m - Jun 27, 2006 1:24:36 pm PDT #2088 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

No way I've ever had double digits on that measurement.


Maria - Jun 27, 2006 1:30:19 pm PDT #2089 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Someone, anyone, please give me permission to kill. That's all I need. Really. Just give me a "Go forth on a rampage of wanton death and destruction," please. Ta ever so.


Polter-Cow - Jun 27, 2006 1:31:43 pm PDT #2090 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Sorry, Maria, but for that sort of thing, you need more than permission. You need a license.


Maria - Jun 27, 2006 1:32:49 pm PDT #2091 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Damnit, Sunil. I'm an attorney. Isn't that license enough?


brenda m - Jun 27, 2006 1:33:26 pm PDT #2092 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I think the Minister will have to rule on that. In the meantime, ass 'em in the ear.


EpicTangent - Jun 27, 2006 1:36:35 pm PDT #2093 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Sorry, Maria, that only gives you a "license."


Atropa - Jun 27, 2006 1:38:47 pm PDT #2094 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Someone, anyone, please give me permission to kill. That's all I need. Really. Just give me a "Go forth on a rampage of wanton death and destruction," please. Ta ever so.

As your Fairy Gothmother, I say go for it.


juliana - Jun 27, 2006 1:39:00 pm PDT #2095 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Maria, go read the Goofus/Gallant slash I linked to earlier. I'll guarantee you'll end up laughing too hard to want to rampage.