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-t - Jun 26, 2006 5:44:08 pm PDT #1892 of 10001

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Have a good time, Kristin!

Jeesh, ChiKat, that's a busy next few days! Writing the final at work sounds like a good plan.

Also, you are the first person I know of getting a ticket for cell phone use. That seemed significant when I started writing teh sentence, but now I forget why. I think that's a sign that I should eat dinner soon...

Polter-Cow - Jun 26, 2006 5:51:05 pm PDT #1893 of 10001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Kristin, it seems to be crappy landlord season. A friend of mine is dealing with a landlord who refuses to answer calls from her prospective rental because he wants her not to move and her dad to buy the house she's been renting.

Also, apparently my grandfathers have decided that since I have a job, they should fly me off to India in December to find a wife and get married in January.

DCJensen - Jun 26, 2006 5:51:38 pm PDT #1894 of 10001

All is well that ends in pizza.

ChiKat - Jun 26, 2006 5:51:41 pm PDT #1895 of 10001

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Say do what? HUH????

DCJensen - Jun 26, 2006 5:53:02 pm PDT #1896 of 10001

All is well that ends in pizza.

Moving my post to let ChiKat's response speak for us all at P-C's post.

Polter-Cow - Jun 26, 2006 5:53:10 pm PDT #1897 of 10001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Being Indian rules.

DCJensen - Jun 26, 2006 5:53:13 pm PDT #1898 of 10001

All is well that ends in pizza.

Leave the carrier out and open overnight. That may help by giving him a chance to check it out for himself and see that it is not a medieval torture device. You may want to consider baiting it with tuna or some other never-fails-to-bring-Daniel-running treat. ... In your case, I would start with having gloves on (and maybe you want to leave those out where Daniel can see them, or maybe pet him a few times with them on so that he does not freak when you suddenly have monster hands). If you have to, dump him into it head first. Use one hand to shove him further in, use the other hand to start closing the door.

This works for cats as well.

ChiKat - Jun 26, 2006 5:54:15 pm PDT #1899 of 10001

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

P-C, this is somewhat unrelated to the above, but how old are you? 24? (Seriously, it does seem related, but it really isn't. I have...um...other reasons for asking. Which I may explain later. Which is sounding weirder and weirder, but really, it's not. I swear!)

ChiKat - Jun 26, 2006 5:55:08 pm PDT #1900 of 10001

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Hey, why bother shipping you out there? They should just pick out some girl and mail her to you.

Polter-Cow - Jun 26, 2006 5:55:54 pm PDT #1901 of 10001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I will turn 25 in September.

I should clarify that what I just reported is simply hearsay and was possibly in half-jest, except maybe more like quarter-jest, because no one in my family will SHUT UP about marriage anymore.

They should just pick out some girl and mail her to you.

Oh, don't be crass.

The postage would be more than the plane ticket.

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