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Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fay - Jun 26, 2006 10:40:31 am PDT #1797 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

It was small and white and looked like a tooth, and I almost ate it.

The key word is "almost". Plus, it was in your food, not on the toilet seat. So you're good.

(Man, if I EVER meet that poor boy, I'm so going to be giving him small square of chewing gum.)

...Thank you all the people who have given Good Cat Box Advice. Bless you all. You rock. I feel like I stand a chance in hell of doing this tomorrow, now.

So, why is it that I have made no approach to get to know a bloke who has worked in my building for the whole of the past year, and of whom I have thought 'huh, you're quite cute' whenever I've seen him?

I mean, he is very likely hooked up with somebody by this point, and/or a total twit once one gets to know him, but WHAT IS WITH ME that I think 'Hmm. Cute.' and then run away automatically, before he has a chance to not fancy me?

JEsus!!!! It's just beyond insane. I'm far too old for this shit.

Anyway, am just reflecting upon this because I've emailed him for info about Thailand, as he lived there for 4 years, apparently, and I asked him about it in the bank the other day, and he kindly gave me his email address & said he could email me some stuff. And I'm just marvelling at the fact that I only feel brave enough to chat to him when I know I'm not going to have any chance of remotely seeing him in person.

Honest to God. I just have no patience with my own stupid fucking hangups. GET OVER IT ALREADY, FAY.

It's like I'm just determined to die old and alone and be eaten by the fifteen cats I'm living with at that point. Determined.

bangs head on table.


ChiKat - Jun 26, 2006 10:43:30 am PDT #1798 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

WHAT IS WITH ME that I think 'Hmm. Cute.' and then run away automatically, before he has a chance to not fancy me?

Once you figure it out, could you clue me in? I do the same damn thing.


erikaj - Jun 26, 2006 10:45:15 am PDT #1799 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I don't even have anyone to do that with anymore.


Fay - Jun 26, 2006 10:46:01 am PDT #1800 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I do the same damn thing.

Well, fucking STOP IT! Stop it right now!!! It is a stupid stupid way to live one's life. Life is short. Carpe diem. It is far better to regret what one has done than what one has not done. I sincerely believe this.

And yet I am the biggest wuss in wusstown. Argh.


Nicole - Jun 26, 2006 10:47:53 am PDT #1801 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

It's like I'm just determined to die old and alone and be eaten by the fifteen cats I'm living with at that point. Determined.

Um... yeah. I resemble that statement. Quite a bit lately, in fact. Feh.


erikaj - Jun 26, 2006 10:50:06 am PDT #1802 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Well, last year's "What's The Worst That Could Happen?" plan left me really no closer to anything, I'm sorry to say.


Nicole - Jun 26, 2006 10:51:13 am PDT #1803 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Unrelatedly ~

Somehow before 2:30, I have to get it signed by dad, in the account, and out to JP to sign my apartment documents.

Hoping vw checks in soonish. Have had fingers crossed that everything worked out with the check and apartment docs. Fingers sore.


Atropa - Jun 26, 2006 10:54:52 am PDT #1804 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

It is far better to regret what one has done than what one has not done. I sincerely believe this.

If you'd like, I could send you messages reminding you of this. I'm really good at it. Just ask Pete, who has to put up with me burbling about this sort of thing, oh, lots.


sj - Jun 26, 2006 10:57:57 am PDT #1805 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

It is far better to regret what one has done than what one has not done. I sincerely believe this.

Absolutely. I freaked out and didn't end up meeting Dave the first time I was supposed to and was looking for any excuse not to go the time we actually did meet.


libkitty - Jun 26, 2006 11:08:32 am PDT #1806 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

And yet I am the biggest wuss in wusstown

I'd argue with you on this one, Fay, but it's an argument that I seriously have no desire to win, so I won't.