Ick! Poor Empress! (In whose honour I'm presently listening to the Wicked soundtrack.)

fwiw, it could be worse.

When I was 17 and in Canada, I was on an outdoorsy team-building thing and had to go kayaking, and I was on my period. So even though I didn't usually use tampons, sanitary towels were pretty much out. So I cadged a tampon from my roommate and hurried off to shove it in place quickly before getting into my swimsuit and hurrying down to join everyone at the lakeside.

Forgot about that whole needing-to-pull-the-string-away-from-the-tampon-and-have-it-dangling-out-of-the-body part of the process.

Now THAT was a nasty realisation. Followed by a good fifteen minutes or so of, ah, foraging .

...never did embrace the whole tampon-wearing. Can't imagine why.

Or, you know, you might just walk straight through, if the vet guys aren't in the airport when you get there.

Cool. That was the case for us arriving in Athens, even though I'd gone through days of cat paperwork hassle, and even got him microchipped. Yep, my cat is LoJacked.

Huh. It's 10 pm on a Saturday, and I'm thinking about going to bed. How pathetic is that? If I were a good person I would work on a game so I have something to run next weekend.

Right. Back to making LJ icons it is.

Ngah!

italics are not whitefont, Fay.

...Pete, I really hope you managed to miss that, because God knows it's TMI for a girl.

Cool. That was the case for us arriving in Athens, even though I'd gone through days of cat paperwork hassle, and even got him microchipped.

Excellent! Well, fingers, toes and paws crossed!

Speaking of which - sounds like Trinian is adapting pretty quickly to the whole brothers thing. I bet within a week she'll have forgotten that she was ever a single kitty.

...the whole thing is part of what's making me consider getting Daniel a companion, incidentally. I think he'd appreciate someone to hiss at. He's really going to miss The Cat, Socks, DeathSocks Death from next door. Poor wee scone.

I just realized I started every paragraph in my previous post with a one-word...interjection. For excitement! Or adventure! Are sometimes set apart from a sentence by an exclamation point...or by a comma when the feeling's not as strong.

snickers a little bit.

In many aspects, I adore being a girl. In those aspects, I am the girliest girl that was ever a girly girl.

In other aspects, I DETEST BEING A WOMAN. This is one of those aspects.

I'll teach you the proper poise...when you talk to boys..little ways to flirt and flounce...

...Pete, I really hope you managed to miss that, because God knows it's TMI for a girl.

Nope, I read all the whitefont above because I am full of the curiosity. I never learn.

For excitement! Or adventure! Are sometimes set apart from a sentence by an exclamation point...or by a comma when the feeling's not as strong.

Though Trinian played hard to get, uh-huh-huh

Still Tzepesh knew he'd woo her ye-het

He showed his affection

Despite her objections

And Trinian hollered some interjections...

Plus, you are married to a woman. I imagine you, like Joe, have dealt with all manner of gross girl stuff. Maybe not as much as Joe has (sorry honey!), but still.

Hey Aimée, when you see your hubby, tell him to go hang out with Drew tomorrow so I can shoot the bejeezus outta him on Halo 2.

C'mon, it's a public service.