I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Jun 22, 2006 9:01:15 am PDT #1157 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

spent the rest of my bath either putting his front paws on the edge and peering at the water, or standing on the edge and headbutting me.

::dies of the feline cutieheadbutting and is ded::


vw bug - Jun 22, 2006 9:03:47 am PDT #1158 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Such sweet kitties!

ION, I am an idiot. Showed up for my shrink appointment today to find out it was Tuesday. Fortunately, my shrink is a good-natured guy who saw me anyway. He was quite pleased with how I am doing and asked when my first novel was going to be published. He said he knows I'm going to do great things. It made me feel really good.


DavidS - Jun 22, 2006 9:04:48 am PDT #1159 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Tzepesh wins!

Baby, I'm a lover, not a fighter.

What you do with Juliana in a pool of Chambord is your business.


Atropa - Jun 22, 2006 9:04:52 am PDT #1160 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

::dies of the feline cutieheadbutting and is ded::

I got all misty-eyed. Dread Beastie would keep me company when I took baths, and would occasionally look over the edge of the tub to make sure I wasn't drowning. Trinian is scared of the tub and water in general, so has never been one to sit companionably with me at bathtime.

Tzepesh? I think I'm going to have to make sure he doesn't try and jump in.


Calli - Jun 22, 2006 9:06:18 am PDT #1161 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

What you do with Juliana in a pool of Chambord is your business.

Yep. Our archival footage with surround sound, but your business.

Tzepesh sounds delightful.


§ ita § - Jun 22, 2006 9:13:05 am PDT #1162 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Baby, I'm a lover, not a fighter.

I think that's what he's bargaining on.


juliana - Jun 22, 2006 9:16:38 am PDT #1163 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

What you do with Juliana in a pool of Chambord is your business.

Ahem. I think, and I hope Trudy will agree with me, that a pool of Chambord would just be a waste of booze. Now, a pool of Jello and shots of whatever booze we want, I can get behind. Or in, as it were.


Steph L. - Jun 22, 2006 9:18:29 am PDT #1164 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

When is Teppy's birthday anyway? Why doesn't somebody keep track of these things?

Teppy has a birthday?

I think it's next month sometime? ::Shrug::

You are all DEAD to me.


DavidS - Jun 22, 2006 9:20:09 am PDT #1165 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You are all DEAD to me.

Are you coming to our funeral tomorrow? Let it be known that tomorrow is a day of grieving and black tragedy. It is by no means a day of celebration. All celebrations for tomorrow are cancelled outright!


Scrappy - Jun 22, 2006 9:20:41 am PDT #1166 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Wait, someone named Teppy posts here?