and smonster, you ARE aware of Jilli's cages in the basement? just make sure yours is large enough for dancing.

Oh, smonster doesn't go in a cage. smonster is part of the tribe of feral-esque rocker chicks I am gathering to eventually rule the world with. Fay goes in a cage just because I want to make sure she doesn't try to do anything silly like LEAVE.

smonster is part of the tribe of feral-esque rocker chicks I am gathering to eventually rule the world with.

??? I thought I was going in a cage? But this sounds much more like me (also, the SparkleTwinz need to be together to ensure world domination. Is a fact).

That's what Jilli's saying now ... but wait until you're in her clutches! mwah ha ha

??? I thought I was going in a cage? But this sounds much more like me (also, the SparkleTwinz need to be together to ensure world domination. Is a fact).

Are you kidding? You and smonster are the leaders of my sparkle shock troups, who go out and collect the pretty people we want to put in cages.

You and smonster are the leaders of my sparkle shock troups, who go out and collect the pretty people we want to put in cages.

...does it come with dental?

...does it come with dental?

Not yet, but when we rule the world, dental & health care shouldn't be a problem.

...does it come with dental?

Not yet, but when we rule the world, dental & health care shouldn't be a problem.

As long as I can get LASIK, I'll be happy. Also, a lifetime supply of Urban Decay makeup.

I'm in! I've even got someone in mind already, though I'm thinking he's not going to like cages. Hmmm, perhaps a long tether...

I'm in! I've even got someone in mind already, though I'm thinking he's not going to like cages. Hmmm, perhaps a long tether...

Cage, tether, whatever. As long as it's made clear that they are not to Wander Off.

Also, a lifetime supply of Urban Decay makeup.

Your first day, you have meeting with HR, Payroll, Legal, and Makeup.