Who the FUCK drinks that much Jager? A frat house would be hard-pressed to require a triple-tap Jager dispenser.

We could have used the Fernet version of that at the SF F2F!

I appreciated the drunken phone calls and texts, y'all. "Time To Switch To Whiskey", indeed.

So. I've got a bunch of blackmail photos of Torque. Do I post them? Friendslocked of course.

They involve ND and MM, too, of course, but those two can't be blackmailed, as they righteously own their own decadence.

Ha! Just found this!

I love you guys. The pictures are a double edged thing. Love seeing my peeps having so much fun, weeps for missing you.

Do I post them?

Yes!

We missed you, too, Laura!

I gotta wait for Torque to give his approval. He knows the content. Unless he was too drunk to remember.

People keep talking about boundaries but I have no idea what that's all about.

I have found some other gems, and uploaded them.

Like this one of Windsparrow and Daniel. Daniel is wearing a tiara! Excellent!

If this involves a shot glass tucked into Vortex's cleavage and a lot of licking and sucking then I am even more sad that I didn't go to the F2F.

All I know is that when I took my corset off that morning, I had salt all the way down to my belly button.

That's just an excuse for a REAL bodyshot.

People keep talking about boundaries but I have no idea what that's all about.

I think it's a term for the victims of an incorrigible bounder. You probably know quite a lot of 'em.