It's the chain thing that turns me off Legal's I guess.

I just looked at their website. I didn't realize how chainy they'd become. I thought they just had half-a-dozen restaurants or so. I'd be willing to give Summer Shack another chance (I still think the customer pays too much for Jasper White's name).

This is why I will always harbor a secret love for megan. Shhhh, don't tell Kristin.

She's totally worthy of secret love: pretty, stylish, erudite, great cook, speaks fancy languages, and rather kittenish when she wants to be.

She happily stopped by to spend some time with us at Cal Pac, back in December.

It meant a lot to both of us.

(is sad that she didn't really have time to visit S&S at Cal Pac!)

(is sad that she didn't really have time to visit S&S at Cal Pac!)

This is utterly ridiculous, as you provided the laptop and DVDs that kept us sane.

Which is not to say we wouldn't have been pleased as punch if you'd had time to visit, and not to rob you of any sadness of not getting to see us, and...

Ima shut up now.

Yabbut I didn't get to spend quality time being snarkalicious with you. Next time you two visit, no ER/hospital visits for you!! Only buffistas visits.

Next time you two visit, no ER/hospital visits for you!! Only buffistas visits.

Yes, please.

and rather kittenish when she wants to be.

Okay, this is too much, how am I going to keep my "I hate people" cred with you writing sh*t like this?!?