Remember the side effect of phenomenal cosmic power, honey?
F2F 4: Too Much Candy, Never Enough Mojitos.
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: Madison, WI from June 20-22 2008! Official website.
Remember the side effect of phenomenal cosmic power, honey?
Just watch out for itty bitty living spaces.
Remember the side effect of phenomenal cosmic power, honey?
Those are special instances involving a specific class of paranormal being. I would be exempt from that restriction.
There are always drawbacks though. Do you want to know everything that's going to happen and have to act it out exactly as foreseen? While blue and naked?
There are always drawbacks though. Do you want to know everything that's going to happen and have to act it out exactly as foreseen? While blue and naked?
Hmm.
But! I do get to build a glass castle on Mars. So...
I would be exempt from that restriction.
You keep telling yourself that.
I would be exempt from that restriction.
You keep telling yourself that.
Not trying to be a genie (or djinn or whatever)! Just want to attain unlimited power! Stress "unlimited"!
I'm just sayin'.... it's the fine print that bites you in the ass every time. Unlimited power usually comes with fine print.
Makes you wonder who's defining "unlimited".
Makes you wonder who's defining "unlimited".
Yeah, not me. "Unlimited" to me means, "Oh, and I get to eradicate this 'contract' and its 'fine print' and make it so that you, contract guy, never even existed and yet I retain my unlimited cosmic power. So neener neener and also fuck you."
Ask the big blue genie how that worked out for him.