a juicier sex scandal
Read this the first time as "a JUICER sex scandal."
Which would at least be pretty kinky, if not, er, juicy.
If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
F2F 4: Too Much Candy, Never Enough Mojitos.
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: Madison, WI from June 20-22 2008! Official website.
Jessica - Jan 28, 2008 10:41:10 am PST #7505 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
SailAweigh - Jan 28, 2008 10:55:26 am PST #7506 of 10002
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Okay, guys? Don't make the point person for a city choke on her soup without a safety person around to perform a Heimlich or there won't be a F2F here.
javachik - Jan 28, 2008 10:57:37 am PST #7507 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.
Any weekend in June except the 14th is good by me. (It would be bad form to skip my son's 1st birthday to go to the F2F, right?)
I am still so pleased that Dylan was born on my birthday. :)
Fred Pete - Jan 28, 2008 11:05:34 am PST #7508 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
Because Buffistas and sex scandals DON'T go together.
It's hard to have a scandal if the people involved are saying, "Yeah, it happened. So what's your point?"
Miracleman - Jan 28, 2008 11:26:45 am PST #7509 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
It's hard to have a scandal if the people involved are saying, "Yeah, it happened. So what's your point?"
I think it's the innocent bystanders that would make it a scandal in this case.
"Did you SEE what those people did with that JUICER?!"
tommyrot - Jan 28, 2008 11:28:36 am PST #7510 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"Did you SEE what those people did with that JUICER?!"
"They just.... no way is that covered under warranty!"
Polter-Cow - Jan 28, 2008 11:31:36 am PST #7511 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
As long as no one has a dalliance with Fruit Fucker 2000.
Trudy Booth - Jan 28, 2008 12:19:37 pm PST #7512 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I think the only times I held Em the entire weekend were when I had to nurse her because Buffista love only goes so far.
Dude I TRIED.
Joe even showed her. Nothin.
I think your baby was just dumb, really.
Toddson - Jan 28, 2008 12:52:26 pm PST #7513 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
he ... I still remember her hearing "no" from someone who meant it for what may have been the first time (she was after ND's scotch)
NoiseDesign - Jan 28, 2008 12:57:14 pm PST #7514 of 10002
Our wings are not tired
bwah