Darling Pete, you may not have noticed this, but my job is not to help. My job is to enable others. I'm very good at my job.

May I have a clicky stick too, please?

It's been a very complicated, stressful day and I would like a clicky stick very much.

What kind of Brit slang is that?

Also, Kristin and Drew - I'm hitting Target tonight. What kind of snacks?

And stop with the wet willying! Do you want to give Fay apoplexy???

Jilli just made me do a spit take.

Poor Aimee. She has no idea what she said.

Do so.

*NOW*

hands clicky stick to Cass

hands sparklers out to everyone

I have a odd question in the midst of all this revelry. I have a long red velvet skirt that used to be my mother's, so it's probably around a 10. More to the point, it's that cool old velvet and could probably be recycled into something else. Is there someone who would like me to put it in my suitcase? (This is not completely random. It was on the bed I'm packing on.)

I have a odd question in the midst of all this revelry. I have a long red velvet skirt that used to be my mother's, so it's probably around a 10. More to the point, it's that cool old velvet and could probably be recycled into something else. Is there someone who would like me to put it in my suitcase? (This is not completely random. It was on the bed I'm packing on.)

waves excitedly

Ahem. I mean, I'm sure I could find a use for it. Because I need more red velvet, you see.

I suspected as much. Jilli has dibs on the velvet.

Hey David, just checking: do you have my flight info for tomorrow?

Hey David, just checking: do you have my flight info for tomorrow?

American Flt #463 coming in from Dallas at 8:07pm?