Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


F2F 4: Too Much Candy, Never Enough Mojitos.  

Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: Madison, WI from June 20-22 2008! Official website.


Pix - Jul 17, 2006 3:41:48 pm PDT #3297 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

I'm not real. But I live in New England, nonetheless.

Having met Victor, I can say for certain that he is definitely not real. He's pretty cool for an imaginary friend, though.


Fred Pete - Jul 17, 2006 4:32:22 pm PDT #3298 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

People say I'm real. But I'm waiting until all the evidence is in.


brenda m - Jul 17, 2006 4:36:59 pm PDT #3299 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I went to dinner with Fred and did not get ax-murdered. By the laws of the internets, I think that means Not Real. Not having met Victor, I cannot yet say whether he will ax-murder me.


victor infante - Jul 17, 2006 4:37:35 pm PDT #3300 of 10002
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Having met Victor, I can say for certain that he is definitely not real. He's pretty cool for an imaginary friend, though.

Why, thank ya, Ms. Kristin.

(I'm finding being imaginary quite liberating, actually. Worcester, on the other hand, is a real place. Not a good place for a large scale F2F unless someone more together than me organizes it, but real nonetheless. I'd go for Salem. Salem rocks.)


Atropa - Jul 17, 2006 4:38:34 pm PDT #3301 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I'm finding being imaginary quite liberating, actually

It is all sorts of fun, being fictional.


victor infante - Jul 17, 2006 4:43:37 pm PDT #3302 of 10002
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

It is. Solves all sorts of dillemas.

Aside to Jilli: Thessaly was all sorts of excited at the prospect of doing the Salem Witch House with you, if things end up there.


Atropa - Jul 17, 2006 4:46:58 pm PDT #3303 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

It is. Solves all sorts of dillemas.

Doesn't it? Reacting to problems not with "Ohgodohgod, what should I do?!" but with "So, what would move the plot along?" is much more satisfying.

Oooh, Salem Witch House.


victor infante - Jul 17, 2006 4:56:22 pm PDT #3304 of 10002
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

"So, what would move the plot along?"

EXACTLY!!!

Oooh, Salem Witch House.

I've not been yet, but it's one of her favorite things. Evidently terribly,wonderfully over the top with a giant red pentegram on the floor of the living room.


DavidS - Jul 17, 2006 6:34:22 pm PDT #3305 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I've met Victor, so he's not imaginary. I've also met Thessaly and can report that she's (a) sexy (b) brilliant (c) made of talent and (d) has excellent taste in coiffeur.


megan walker - Jul 17, 2006 6:38:35 pm PDT #3306 of 10002
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Am I misremembering, or weren't Victor and Thessaly at Kristin's CT send off? In which case, numerous Buffistas can attest to their not-imaginaryness.