Emeline considers the perfect trajectory for the cereal bowl that will concuss the looming buffoon and enable her escape.
BWAHAHAHA!!!
Tell me I'm pretty, design my tattoos, and apparently not let me have fire or sharp things.
Well, the first two things are good things. My friend Ted makes fire swords. I could getcha one.
[link] OR OR OR FIRE WINGS!!!
Oh, you are
so
in trouble for that link.
I'm going to go photoshop you out of the nail salon photos now for I am an irascible Brit.
sits back and waits another 5 weeks for THOSE pictures
I'm sorry. The snark can not be contained.
[link] OR OR OR FIRE WINGS!!!
!!!!
!!!!!
Dear Sandy Claws,
I have been a very good perkygoth this year. For Christmas, I would like the mink skull Dracula doll from Paxton Gate, and a set of fire wings. Did I mention that I've been really, really good this year? I have. Honest.
Love and Kisses,
Jilli
Dear Jilli,
I will have Aimee, my good friend, contact Tedward about getting you those wings.
Love, Sandy Claws
PS No gifts for poncy buggers. IJS.
Our friend makes fire tools and is a fire performer. He performs at all our parties. Much to the chagrin of our landlords and neighbors.
Fire pretty.
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Heh. JZ's belly is
significantly
larger than that now.