Pun my soul, thou'st lack wit to rely solely on puns for humor!
I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophesy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.
Giles ,'Selfless'
F2F 4: Too Much Candy, Never Enough Mojitos.
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: Madison, WI from June 20-22 2008! Official website.
SailAweigh - Jun 14, 2006 9:46:46 am PDT #2751 of 10002
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Volans - Jun 14, 2006 9:49:48 am PDT #2752 of 10002
move out and draw fire
He who would pun would pick a pocket.
Frankenbuddha - Jun 14, 2006 9:54:07 am PDT #2753 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
The pun is mightier than the sword!
beekaytee - Jun 14, 2006 10:31:00 am PDT #2754 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant
Use a pun...go to prison.
juliana - Jun 14, 2006 10:32:56 am PDT #2755 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I shot a pun in Reno...
Jessica - Jun 14, 2006 10:34:18 am PDT #2756 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
A pun once bit my sister.
Polter-Cow - Jun 14, 2006 10:38:33 am PDT #2757 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Pun, pun, pun till Daddy takes the T-word away.
Jon B. - Jun 14, 2006 10:40:34 am PDT #2758 of 10002
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Is that it? Are we pun?
Frankenbuddha - Jun 14, 2006 10:41:47 am PDT #2759 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Puns don't kill people; people kill people.
Trudy Booth - Jun 14, 2006 10:47:05 am PDT #2760 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I fought the law, and the law pun.