He doesn't travel well. He's like fine shrimp.

Anya ,'Touched'


F2F 4: Too Much Candy, Never Enough Mojitos.  

Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: Madison, WI from June 20-22 2008! Official website.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 29, 2006 9:41:44 pm PDT #2212 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Er. And recounting this is actually more embarrassing than the incident itself. Who knew that was possible?

Well, the incident (which I remember now) was more fleeting than your description, so the description is bound to win the embarrassment factor. Go you.

As for which part of my anatomy... a gentleman never tells. Ooh-er.


billytea - May 29, 2006 11:07:09 pm PDT #2213 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Bollocks can never be too paranoid. And alert.

As the saying goes, the price of swinging comfortably in the breeze is eternal vigilance.

Hitting cinemas this summer -- Pete's left bollock IS Sentinel!!

As opposed to simply "Hitting cinemas this summer -- Pete's left bollock".)


Fay - May 29, 2006 11:17:20 pm PDT #2214 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Just the left one?

...I'm coming perilously close to saying that surely together, they fight crime.


billytea - May 29, 2006 11:23:14 pm PDT #2215 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

...I'm coming perilously close to saying that surely together, they fight crime.

No, no, the right one is his nemesis. After all, there'd be little point in designating his left testicle as a superhero unless his scrotum were a hotbed of criminal activity. No, the rightie is Moriarty to the leftie's Sherlock Holmes. Dr Octopus to its Spiderman. La-La to its Po.


Fay - May 29, 2006 11:37:28 pm PDT #2216 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

La-La was the evil one? I should have guessed!


Jessica - May 30, 2006 4:36:52 am PDT #2217 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

No pictures of me, either, for some odd reason...

So says Little Miss "No pictures! No pictures!"...

This was your daily Loom sponsored by Loomycakes.

SO adorable.


Lee - May 30, 2006 5:22:26 am PDT #2218 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

No pictures of me, either, for some odd reason...

So says Little Miss "No pictures! No pictures!"...

I was wondering when someone would pick up on that...


Vortex - May 30, 2006 5:35:09 am PDT #2219 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Hey, has anyone heard from Raq? She was supposed to be in town this weekend; Hil, Todd and I tried to meet up with her, but she didn't show, and hasn't responded to my email. anyone got some info?


esse - May 30, 2006 5:37:36 am PDT #2220 of 10002
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

She just popped into Bitches saying she's back in Athens.


Lee - May 30, 2006 5:37:41 am PDT #2221 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Vortex, she's posted/is posting in Bitches Raq "Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen" May 30, 2006 12:25:39 am PDT