No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


F2F 4: Too Much Candy, Never Enough Mojitos.  

Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: Madison, WI from June 20-22 2008! Official website.


Spidra Webster - May 23, 2006 7:57:06 am PDT #1290 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Someone mentioned lj upthread. If some of the splendid folks I met this weekend are interested, I'm on lj, interestingly enough, as "spidra".


Nora Deirdre - May 23, 2006 7:57:41 am PDT #1291 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Dear Buffistas,

I am Aimee's work. I have eaten her - starting with her plump and ample behind.

You shall never see your Empress again.

Signed,

Aimee's Work

OMG, I have gotten the EXACT SAME work letter. Yet, I am not really doing much of anything. Stupid jetlag. Stupid cold.


Spidra Webster - May 23, 2006 7:57:44 am PDT #1292 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Hmm. British vengeance? Isn't that something like making someone bend over and take twenty of the best?


Polter-Cow - May 23, 2006 7:58:16 am PDT #1293 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

ION, Laura got sick too. What IS this crud? I really hope I didn't pass it on to anyone. I'm home sick for the second day.

Aw, that is sad. I demand both of you get well, post-haste.


Aims - May 23, 2006 7:58:50 am PDT #1294 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I, as such, do not have the crud.


Polter-Cow - May 23, 2006 8:01:21 am PDT #1295 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ah, P-C, there will be no 'Good Job!' type compliments Chez Reason, unless they are directed at Perky Goths. Instead, there will be a Mass Slaughter of Housepoints.

Hee. Sadly, the "Good job!" was directed...to you.

Because I honestly thought that was you.

In which case...good job, Pete.

(But aha, Fay, thank you for reminding me of the House Points; I must remember to include them in my write-up of the weekend.)


Aims - May 23, 2006 8:03:46 am PDT #1296 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Nora, work is suckin' today. My brilliant plan to hide my work I didn't finish? It's now all due EOB TODAY.

Dammit.


Jessica - May 23, 2006 8:10:43 am PDT #1297 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Pete! When will the transcribed F2F COMMs be posted in the real COMM? Inquiring minds are impatient and bored at work!


DXMachina - May 23, 2006 8:10:47 am PDT #1298 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I really hope I didn't pass it on to anyone.

Scene from near the beginning of the prom...

Consuela (dressed to the nines, complete with white feather boa): Ed! I haven't hugged you yet. [Hug]


Consuela - May 23, 2006 8:16:38 am PDT #1299 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Fuck.

I really am sorry, if it was me.

Is anyone sick that I didn't hug?