Oh Gosh. Look at me, I am Fay. Wheeeee!

I have decided to become an American because it is a Very. Good. Thing. My crisp English accent is in need of some good drawl, maybe a nice dose of Chicago... or perhaps a dash of Houston. Hmmm. A little 'New York' never did anyone any harm.

Also, Bless. Loves to all. Yes, Bless.

I feel that today is a good day for the lurid vermillion knickers. I do love them so. Perhaps, so that everyone else can enjoy them, I will just wear them on my head. Yes. Lovely. Bless.

I hav had a lovely time, but you people must really learn how to bake some nice savory meat pies. And make some decent black pudding. And Irn Bru. That would make things extra good. Jolly good, even. Have a gold star for trying.

Bless.

Oh, and I'm getting my hair dyed today. Black-blue, I think, maybe with a dash of green at the fringe. Well, it's not much of a fringe since I decided on using the clippers to make myself a nice mohawk last night. Still, when in Rome.

Bless.

Fay just doesn't seem herself today...

edit: BTW, what is behind the "legendary" thing? Genesis, svp?

It started for the F2F when Vortex and I were planning her birthday festivities. She announced that the night would be LEGENDARY and that she would be screaming that at various points in the night, and then high-fiving me. Which she did. And it was good. And then we yelled that a lot on Sunday. Which was also good.

F2F 4.5: Clash of the Brits.

Fay just doesn't seem herself today...

BWAH!!

So, out of the people currently in the House o' Reason? I'm the least evil. And the best at ignoring temptation. This clearly is A Sign. Of what, I'm not sure, but it is a Sign of Something.

Fay, you *must* have borrowed the lurid vermillion knickers from Pete, yes? I saw them peeking out from under his waistcoat at Prom. I wouldn't wear them on my head if I were you....

Oh Gosh. Look at me, I am Fay. Wheeeee!

Good job!

Jilli, I'm glad someone in the House of Reason is being good and resisting temptation, with all the EVIL! that is flying around up there.

So.

Very.

Evil.

See the earlier thing, where I passed the test of temptation?

Well, a Certain Somebody Who Shall Remain Nameless has clearly been taking lessons in Temptation Resistance from Eve.

Vermillion knickers?

Oh, the streets of Seattle will run with blood, I tell you. Or possibly paint. Or coffee. But there will be running, I tell you!

shakes tiny fist at the universe

eta Ah, P-C, there will be no 'Good Job!' type compliments Chez Reason, unless they are directed at Perky Goths. Instead, there will be a Mass Slaughter of Housepoints. And quite possibly detention.

Fear my Teacher-fu. No. Really.

glares glary deathglare of fearsomeness