That was hilarious.
Wonder what life was like on the set of Jerry Maguire?
Oz is the highest-scoring person ever to fail to graduate.
Willow ,'Him'
The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Trudy Booth - Jan 22, 2008 2:43:23 pm PST #9640 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Kevin - Jan 22, 2008 2:52:19 pm PST #9641 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
SHOW US THE MONEY!
Laura - Jan 22, 2008 2:54:08 pm PST #9642 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
O'Connell does Cruise
Ha!
Daisy Jane - Jan 22, 2008 3:11:19 pm PST #9643 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
When he squints his eyes and does the laugh, it creeps me right the hell out.
libkitty - Jan 22, 2008 8:45:23 pm PST #9644 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
I just got the most gorgeous red scarf from Andi. The red is really a combination of two reds, or maybe more than that, and I love it.
Miracleman - Jan 23, 2008 3:32:57 am PST #9645 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
SHOW US THE MONEY!
Read that as "SHOW US THE MONKEY!"
Obviously, I need coffee.
DCJensen - Jan 23, 2008 4:50:26 am PST #9646 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Or a monkey.
On the other hand, coffee could be the monkey on your back.
Frankenbuddha - Jan 23, 2008 4:54:19 am PST #9647 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Monkey monkey monkey.
The word is fun to say, but it loses all meaning.
DCJensen - Jan 23, 2008 5:09:57 am PST #9648 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Monkey monkey monkey.
I want a monkey,
It's a chimp-an world.
Jon B. - Jan 23, 2008 5:47:37 am PST #9649 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
I hate every ape I see,
From Chimp-an-A to chimp-an-zee,
No you'll never make a monkey out of me
...
Oh My God I was wrong, it was earth all along,
You finally made a monkey
(Yes we finally made a monkey)
Oh, you finally made a monkey out of me.