Why do I get the feeling that most of Mr. Zucker's prior business experience was in the exciting field of ball bearing manufacture or something similar?
And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?
Mal ,'The Train Job'
The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Theodosia - Jan 21, 2008 4:59:58 pm PST #9610 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Cashmere - Jan 21, 2008 5:05:23 pm PST #9611 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I think there were a tremendous number of inefficiencies in Hollywood and it often takes a seismic event to change them, and I think that's what's happened here," he said of the strike
Too bad programming executives won't get buried under this seismic event.
I wonder if Mr. Zucker considers his salary an inefficient use of funds.
I know I do.
Tamara - Jan 21, 2008 5:10:23 pm PST #9612 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.
Zucker has been playing this same record since November. I wouldn't give it too much credence. He needs a new thing to blame his network's abysmal performance on every once in a while.
Kevin - Jan 21, 2008 5:12:27 pm PST #9613 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
Mr Zucker has just delivered some of NBC U's best results ever. Their revenue went up 10% for the quarter the strike started in. Overall business under his rein this year was 6% profit gain to $3.1 billion. Yes, $3.1 BILLION. Profit.
Additionally, General Electric praised Zucker for his handling of the writers' strike (translation: well done for fucking them over for our $$$) and said they are preparing for the actors strike, too.
The harsh reality of this strike is that I think the corps are going to profit from it big time. In TVland. Companies this size with an audience this stupid represents a real problem for unions.
Fay - Jan 21, 2008 5:36:25 pm PST #9614 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Would it be a terrible thing for them to stop doing this pilot season thing? It seems like such a crappy thing to do - get people's hopes up and then not make the damn show. Or - let them make a few episodes and then cancel the show. Would this change mean that people got to make a whole season of their show for sure?
(Sorry if I've not quite wrapped my head round how it works - it doesn't work that way in the UK, you see.)
Tamara - Jan 21, 2008 5:47:45 pm PST #9615 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.
6% gain is in no way impressive or could have possibly been their target and I would love to see what the revenue was to create that profit. The story is in the details, Kevin, not the headlines.
aurelia - Jan 21, 2008 6:06:23 pm PST #9616 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Would it be a terrible thing for them to stop doing this pilot season thing?
A lot of people get a lot of work during pilot season with no expectations of ever actually having a show picked up. It would suck for them to lose the income. I can't completely disagree that it's a very inefficient system though. A more careful and considered pre-pilot process could boost the efficiency, but I would think there'd need to be much more network support and nurturing for new shows than has been the case in quite some time for that to work.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 21, 2008 7:20:19 pm PST #9617 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
So his plan for developing actual air-worthy shows without pilot season is to wave a magic wand and make sure that whatever percentage of new product that goes unproduced is only the stuff that wouldn't turn out to be profitable?
§ ita § - Jan 21, 2008 7:22:43 pm PST #9618 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
A lot of people get a lot of work during pilot season with no expectations of ever actually having a show picked up.
Yeah, an actor could almost get by doing the right pilots, as long as they got a pilot every year. But most of them show up for more than that.
I'd be curious to see the alternative to pilot season--in the UK the seasons are shorter, so the investment risk is different.
Burrell - Jan 21, 2008 7:39:14 pm PST #9619 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I think it's high time we moved away from the "season" more towards shorter series with tighter arcs that each premiere at different points in the year. But wouldn't you still need to produce pilots?