I don't really have a security blanket... unless you count Mr. Pointy.

Buffy ,'Lessons'


The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Gris - Dec 04, 2007 3:47:45 pm PST #8722 of 10001
Hey. New board.

In the latest TWOP recap of Gossip Girl, Jacob started off the recap with a pretty awesome rant about the strike (there's also one randomly inserted into a character's imagined thought bubble a little further on)

And as long as we've got the room to ourselves, let's talk about the strike for a second, because this show -- in addition to being, in all likelihood, the best television series ever created -- is also an object lesson in why the strike is necessary. This show gets abominable ratings, by the old system. As lately as last summer, this show wouldn't have lasted six episodes. It can't even hold onto its lead-in, ANTM (itself another object lesson in why strikes matter), by the old measure. And yet it was the first freshman show of the season that got a full pickup. Why? Because it's overwhelmingly downloaded, DVR'd and watched en masse or online. It's from the future and it comes to us in future ways. I myself watch it live, then again twenty-four hours later at TV Night, a tradition stretching back at least five years that usually includes somewhere between ten and twenty of my closest friends, week in and week out. The fact that this wonderful show gets to continue is proof of the suits' developing sensitivity to the online model. So you've got me, getting paid to talk to you, about a show we both love -- a show that shouldn't even exist, by all measure. All of us on the internet.

When we talk about the strike, we're talking about shows like this, or Battlestar Galactica, or The Office, shows that grow and flourish precisely because the networks and their systems of measure are slowly adjusting to the realities of technology. The amount of money generated from timeshifted and online viewing is ridonkulous, but because the internet is so "new" and "magical" -- and let's be fair, also because the RIAA fucked themselves so bad back when the internet changed everything about the music industry -- the AMTPT gets to have it both ways. They get all the money from all those diverse ways we have of watching this show, so they keep it on the air -- but at the same time, throw up their hands and say they're taking a bath on it, while giving no money to the writers that created these stories we love so much. This show lives on the internet and outside the Nielsen standard, but because the AMTPT chooses to dismiss the new models as witchcraft in their rhetoric, they get all our business without handing anything over to the people who made these wonderful characters live and breathe. Make no mistake: if they weren't making cash hand over fist on this show, we wouldn't be watching it right now, and you and I would have nothing to talk about. Come the fuck on.


Laga - Dec 04, 2007 8:52:51 pm PST #8723 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

The ads were back on nbc.com today.


Kristen - Dec 04, 2007 9:40:53 pm PST #8724 of 10001

Ken Levine continues to make me laugh:

You can tell the screenwriters from the TV writers on the picket line. TV writers all know each other, say hello, march in little groups. Screenwriters are used to being alone. You see them walking by themselves, scanning the line, desperately looking for someone they recognize… who hasn’t rewritten them.


Cashmere - Dec 05, 2007 1:44:11 am PST #8725 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

who hasn’t rewritten them.

BWHAHAHA!

Do the script doctors march with stethescopes around their necks? With signs that say, "I help make crappy movies a little less crappy"?


Polter-Cow - Dec 05, 2007 7:20:08 am PST #8726 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

in addition to being, in all likelihood, the best television series ever created

Heh. I feel like Jacob says this of every show he recaps.


victor infante - Dec 05, 2007 7:30:51 am PST #8727 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Heh. I feel like Jacob says this of every show he recaps.

I feel like Jacob means it about every show he recaps.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 05, 2007 7:44:51 am PST #8728 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'm just thankful that this time he's dissecting something I haven't the slightest interest in watching. I was scared he'd become the Brothers & Sisters recapper for a bit.


Jon B. - Dec 05, 2007 8:02:57 am PST #8729 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

I'm just thankful that this time he's dissecting something I haven't the slightest interest in watching.

You're missing some good Ho-yay, IJS.


le nubian - Dec 05, 2007 8:48:34 am PST #8730 of 10001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

in addition to being, in all likelihood, the best television series ever created

Is he really serious? I like the rest of his rant, but damn. Hyperbole much?


Polter-Cow - Dec 05, 2007 8:53:46 am PST #8731 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

He hasn't given an episode any less than an A all season (nine episodes so far). Which, I think, is the best track record I've seen on TWoP. (As Gris said to me, he kind of screwed himself over on the grading system by giving the pilot an A+...because every subsequent episode has been better than the pilot.)