When we landed here you said you needed a few days to get space worthy again and is there somethin' wrong with your bunk?

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Daisy Jane - Nov 15, 2007 10:16:34 am PST #8091 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Oooh! Oooh! Have a day when everybody carries blank signs!

And then get pictures for us.


Trudy Booth - Nov 15, 2007 10:22:03 am PST #8092 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Hopefully it'll be all over the news. 'Cause its freakin' hysterical.


Sean K - Nov 15, 2007 11:04:27 am PST #8093 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

So, I had to drive by CBS television city today, and I pumped my fist at the striking writers picketing there, as my horn is broken. In fact, I'm pretty sure the one striker who acknowledged my fist-pump was Tim.

Tim, were you striking at CBS today, wearing yellow? The guy in the beat up red Ford Escort with his fist out the window was me.


Allyson - Nov 15, 2007 11:07:19 am PST #8094 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Nope. Jury duty.


victor infante - Nov 15, 2007 11:12:16 am PST #8095 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Nope. Jury duty.

Unless ... TIM HAS A CLONE!!!!!


Pix - Nov 15, 2007 11:12:51 am PST #8096 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Pshaw. It's his evil twin.


Pix - Nov 15, 2007 11:12:53 am PST #8097 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Pshaw. It's his evil twin.

ETA: Huh. What an oddly apt doublepost.


Trudy Booth - Nov 15, 2007 11:13:07 am PST #8098 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Dude, Tim would so kill his clone.


Trudy Booth - Nov 15, 2007 11:13:29 am PST #8099 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Is there such a thing as evil triplets?


Miracleman - Nov 15, 2007 11:13:45 am PST #8100 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I think Kristin has an evil twin and IT'S POSTING RIGHT NOW!