Out. For. A. Walk. ... Bitch.

Spike ,'Selfless'


The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Kevin - Nov 07, 2007 9:19:34 am PST #7605 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

Well, more specially I'm making fun of audience members who think actors are writers, when not all are. Although I wasn't clear about that.


Frankenbuddha - Nov 07, 2007 9:48:28 am PST #7606 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Actor's aren't writers - they're cattle.

t /Alfred Hitchcock


§ ita § - Nov 07, 2007 10:01:44 am PST #7607 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm trying to think of a comedic actor I know who's not also funny in their own right, and I can't. Now, I'm not in any way saying they could write a script or even a standup routine, but they know how to be funny, and that's important.

Had a friend in college who was a marvellous comedic idea guy--the standups would crack up in the back of the room for his entire set, but the audience just looked at him blankly. Had no idea how to be funny, although his writing was hysterical. I often wonder where he is now.


bon bon - Nov 07, 2007 10:12:28 am PST #7608 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Yeah, I wouldn't make fun of someone for crediting an actor for being funny. Being able to deliver funny lines is actor-dependent, or comedic actors would be interchangeable. They are not, which is why the best are so well-paid.


Polter-Cow - Nov 07, 2007 10:56:43 am PST #7609 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Speaking of funny, Penny Arcade on the strike.


CaBil - Nov 07, 2007 10:57:26 am PST #7610 of 10001
Remember, remember/the fifth of November/the Gunpowder Treason and Plot/I see no reason/Why Gunpowder Treason/Should ever be forgot.

Pretty good youtube video about the reasons for the strike. Hits some of the points I kicked around earlier.

Link here


bicyclops - Nov 07, 2007 11:03:27 am PST #7611 of 10001

The Office: "Shut Down for Good"

Steve Carell informed NBC he is unable to report to work because he is suffering from “enlarged balls.”


Frankenbuddha - Nov 07, 2007 11:05:42 am PST #7612 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Steve Carell informed NBC he is unable to report to work because he is suffering from “enlarged balls.”

Oh man - it makes one wish that TDS and TCR were around to comment on that. Go Steve!


Polter-Cow - Nov 07, 2007 11:12:45 am PST #7613 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Steve Carell informed NBC he is unable to report to work because he is suffering from “enlarged balls.”

HA HA HA. That is so awesome.


lori - Nov 07, 2007 11:15:51 am PST #7614 of 10001

Heard on the picket line, Day 2

UNIVERSAL: We can do the Jurassic Park ride later

Apparently, there was a Teamster present who just happened to be visiting from out of state with his wife. Somehow he stumbled across the shoot and told his wife he wanted to join the picket line. She basically said, "Are you crazy?" And he answered something like, "We're Teamsters, that's what we do."

CBS TELEVISION CITY: Big glasses, big heart

Genesee gate. Drew Carey sent us out ten pizzas today. As one writer put it, "The man gave up half his lunch for us!"