You should think of some shameful story I can allude to, so as to freak him out. Fun!
Oh! I'm totally going to hit Colin up for dish, then. My memory is atrocious.
Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.
Riley ,'Help'
The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
§ ita § - Mar 13, 2007 1:41:22 pm PDT #4628 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Kevin - Mar 13, 2007 1:52:14 pm PDT #4629 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
The thing is, that vmars person expresses a view that Marti messed up the final few seasons of Buffy. And they're not alone in that view, I get that. But they seem devout in the belief that they're correct (there's even a reference to 'the truth hurts') and everybody agrees. And they're expressing the opinion in a nice bit of news for Marti, in a place which people actually read. And seem completely unable to comprehend how it might seem bad.
R'argh!
Jackal - Mar 13, 2007 1:53:12 pm PDT #4630 of 10001
It's not that I'm the only one, it's that I'm the honest one.
The Drivefans counter seems to be wacky in case anyone is interested.
Noted and buck passed to Kevin. Thanks for the heads-up.
Allyson - Mar 13, 2007 2:03:17 pm PDT #4631 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Didn't that same thing happen to me last month? With the insulting and the "everybody thinks so" and such?
People. They wank.
Nothing beats Pruittgate.
Polter-Cow - Mar 13, 2007 2:04:19 pm PDT #4632 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I'm not sure I've heard about that one.
lights campfire
Kevin - Mar 13, 2007 2:05:17 pm PDT #4633 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
Pruittgate?
Wank has extra humour value in my world, due to the British.
Kevin - Mar 13, 2007 2:09:11 pm PDT #4634 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
Tamara, I've fiddled with the Drive Fans countdown -- thanks. It's still slightly off, as the site is hosted in the UK, so UK time... So it's 32 days here now. Just to confuse people.
Simon - Mar 13, 2007 2:15:32 pm PDT #4635 of 10001
Oh god, please take the crazy away on Whedonesque.
Somebody should really do something about that.
Allyson - Mar 13, 2007 2:15:56 pm PDT #4636 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Oh man, I have no time to describe Pruittgate. But I was there!
Short:
Pruitt fired from BtVS.
Goes to Bronze.
Says Joss was trying to kill him.
Goes on bender and keeps posting about the conspiracy to have him killed. And terrible working conditions for girlfriend (Buffy stunt double).
Writes The Parable of the Knight, a fairy tale about how awesome he is and what a jackhole Joss and SMG are.
Joss and Fury come out swinging.
ANARCHY.
Jackal - Mar 13, 2007 2:17:26 pm PDT #4637 of 10001
It's not that I'm the only one, it's that I'm the honest one.
"The Parable of the Knight" by Jeff Pruitt
...if that's best left of the internet, let me know and I'll take it offline.