I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Calli - Jun 21, 2006 8:38:27 am PDT #433 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Where is "Goldfish nibbling at my toes" from, Typo Boy?


lisah - Jun 21, 2006 8:42:12 am PDT #434 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Since I read the call for driving-related songs I've had the Clash's version of "Brand New Cadillac" stuck in my head. But I'm thinking the network might not care for the "Balls to you" parts.


Jessica - Jun 21, 2006 8:56:53 am PDT #435 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Not Gar, but it's from the "Red Dwarf" theme song. (And now I am earwormed.)


§ ita § - Jun 21, 2006 8:59:27 am PDT #436 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I've managed to earworm myself with "I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates" when what I was really heading for was "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin. At least it has actual carage.


Tom Scola - Jun 21, 2006 9:01:18 am PDT #437 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

You're gonna drive me to drinkin' if you don't stop drivin' that hot rod Lincoln.


Calli - Jun 21, 2006 9:05:19 am PDT #438 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

the "Red Dwarf" theme song

Ah, thanks. That's one that's on my list of shows to check out some day.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 21, 2006 9:11:59 am PDT #439 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I've managed to earworm myself with "I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates"

Gahhh! An entire song sung in the same tone of voice that Brittany Murphy used for her "I'll never te-ell" line in Don't Say a Word.


§ ita § - Jun 21, 2006 9:12:41 am PDT #440 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

An entire song sung in the same tone of voice that Brittany Murphy used for her "I'll never te-ell" line in Don't Say a Word.

But at least it's porn, right?


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 21, 2006 9:17:02 am PDT #441 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Is it? Wait, written in the seventies by one of the folk artists from Woodstock—nevermind.


joe boucher - Jun 21, 2006 9:37:22 am PDT #442 of 10001
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

Since I read the call for driving-related songs I've had the Clash's version of "Brand New Cadillac" stuck in my head.

You don't say?