Old trusty soda machine. I push you for root beer, you give me Coke.

Willow ,'End of Days'


The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Allyson - Feb 06, 2007 12:03:17 pm PST #4108 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Yeah, you're right, I get cranky going far from home late at night to a place where I'm never gonna score.

That guy? Screw that guy. I don't think Danny knows his job boundaries yet.


Strega - Feb 06, 2007 12:24:25 pm PST #4109 of 10001

Well, it's not even 10 miles from you, so the hour seemed more of an issue.

a place where I'm never gonna score.
I think you might be surprised. I know I was.


Allyson - Feb 06, 2007 12:26:48 pm PST #4110 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Are you sure that it wasn't that, "gay man gets drunk and decides to experiment" thing?

Because I hate that. Dude, that's what college is for.


Allyson - Feb 06, 2007 12:39:18 pm PST #4111 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Wait? Did you totally score and not call me with the deets?

The fuck?


Strega - Feb 06, 2007 12:39:44 pm PST #4112 of 10001

I'm fairly confident that wasn't it. Other issues, yes, but not that one. And he was certainly cute. Just... fundamentally misguided.


§ ita § - Feb 06, 2007 12:45:37 pm PST #4113 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Strega comes into our town and scores? How is that fair?


Strega - Feb 06, 2007 12:50:24 pm PST #4114 of 10001

Oh come on! If I was drunk enough to do that , I'd be way too drunk to do that. If I'd wanted to. Which I didn't.

It was just funny! And okay, after a while, creepy.


§ ita § - Feb 06, 2007 1:03:49 pm PST #4115 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, okay.

Good.

Not that I haven't travelled and bagged, but...

It's just better this way.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 06, 2007 1:08:47 pm PST #4116 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

LA strikes me as an excellent city to visit and get some while doing so. Though the 85° in February always-rainy (at least when I'm there) weather is a high price to pay.


Polter-Cow - Feb 06, 2007 1:14:45 pm PST #4117 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Okay, then I demand some action from L.A. when I visit in a couple weeks.