Buffistas

Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'

The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax

Closed Film and TV threads

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.

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tommyrot - Feb 02, 2007 11:32:14 am PST #3952 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I used to hear car alarms that would say, "Help me - I am being tampered with!" (Then if you still tampered with the car, the alarm would go off.)

Neighborhood kids just loved to bump into cars to get them to talk. Maybe that's why car alarms don't talk anymore.

But still - I think they should have expanded on the idea:

"Help me - I am being tampered with!"

Then other cars could join in:

"Hey Joe - are you OK?"

"Hey kids - leave Joe alone!"

"Someone notify the police!"

Daisy Jane - Feb 02, 2007 11:32:48 am PST #3953 of 10001

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

The fault with those sorts of alarms is that there wasn't the option to record your own statements.

I'll bet you could nowadays. "If you do not step away from the vehicle an annoying series of noises will begin. Everyone in the office buildings within a five block radius will hate you and the owner of the vehicle."

Yeah. The zombie thing is probably better.

Betsy HP - Feb 02, 2007 11:39:36 am PST #3954 of 10001

If I only had a brain...

But still - I think they should have expanded on the idea:

"Bad touch! Bad touch!"

tommyrot - Feb 02, 2007 11:40:51 am PST #3955 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Bad touch! Bad touch!"

"Don't you dare put that banana there!"

Burrell - Feb 02, 2007 11:49:54 am PST #3956 of 10001

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

2 hour premiere on Sunday, followed by a regular ep on Monday.

That sounds good to me. Can't help but compare it to the way the network f*ed up with Firefly.

Allyson - Feb 02, 2007 11:50:21 am PST #3957 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I think one of the race clues should be given by the drive-thru oracle burger from Angel.

AWESOME!

Polter-Cow - Feb 02, 2007 11:53:28 am PST #3958 of 10001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

That would be totally awesome.

Kat - Feb 02, 2007 12:00:23 pm PST #3959 of 10001

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

oracle burger man!

I came back and saw 51 posts and was hoping for more lunch spoilers. But I do have baby gender spoilers.

amych - Feb 02, 2007 12:00:51 pm PST #3960 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Kat! Spoil! Spill! Both!

Scrappy - Feb 02, 2007 12:02:16 pm PST #3961 of 10001

Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Kat!!! Spill!

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