And if I keep explaining this joke I'm sure it'll get funnier and funnier.
"I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I SEE IT!!!!!"
Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
joe boucher - Jan 29, 2007 12:16:24 pm PST #3718 of 10001
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine
evil jimi - Jan 29, 2007 1:04:56 pm PST #3719 of 10001
Lurching from one disaster to the next.
beetlejuicebeetlejuicebeemmph
Atropa - Jan 29, 2007 1:13:51 pm PST #3720 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
"I myself am strange and unusual."
(Yes, quoting Beetlejuice summons goths. You shouldn't be surprised by that.)
Beverly - Jan 29, 2007 4:28:23 pm PST #3721 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
"By the time you read this I will have plungedplummeted to my death..."
Morgana - Jan 29, 2007 4:55:18 pm PST #3722 of 10001
"I make mistakes, but I am on the side of Good," the Golux said, "by accident and happenchance.” – The 13 Clocks, James Thurber
"I will live with you in this hellhole, but I must express myself. If you don't let me gut out this house and make it my own, I will go insane and I will take you with me!"
DCJensen - Jan 29, 2007 5:16:16 pm PST #3723 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
"Don't you hate it when that happens? "
Frankenbuddha - Jan 29, 2007 6:41:08 pm PST #3724 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
"This manual reads like stereo instructions!"
evil jimi - Jan 29, 2007 7:46:16 pm PST #3725 of 10001
Lurching from one disaster to the next.
"I'm feeling a little flat"
Gris - Jan 30, 2007 3:38:22 am PST #3726 of 10001
Hey. New board.
"I've never seen Beetlejuice."
Lee - Jan 30, 2007 5:28:17 am PST #3727 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
You really truly need to fix that.