Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Hayden - Jun 15, 2006 8:23:21 am PDT #359 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

I see Msbelle in a yellow jumpsuit taking down the rest of us, yakuza-style, while we croak out smartass Chitty Chitty Bang Bang puns. Box office gold!


bon bon - Jun 15, 2006 8:36:04 am PDT #360 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Tim, I hope you are taking note of usernames. I think a large pile-up crash with many deaths would be a fitting tribute to all these Chitty Bangers.

Msbelle for President of the WORLD


Beverly - Jun 15, 2006 8:38:42 am PDT #361 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Jon, I think I have all the unaired eps (I haven't watched them yet) and I can burn 'em to DVD if you can't find.

-t, I would be eternally grateful. Name your bribe of choice: chocolate? Homemade creamsicle sugar scrub? Crafts supplies?


Frankenbuddha - Jun 15, 2006 8:47:53 am PDT #362 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I see Msbelle in a yellow jumpsuit taking down the rest of us, yakuza-style, while we croak out smartass Chitty Chitty Bang Bang puns. Box office gold!

In 2006 msbelle will KILL BANG!


-t - Jun 15, 2006 8:50:53 am PDT #363 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Homemade creamsicle sugar scrub?

Well, that's an offer I can't refuse! I should be able to get them done this weekend.


aurelia - Jun 15, 2006 8:50:56 am PDT #364 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Now I'm earwormed with Kid Rock using "bang" and "chitty." Help me.


Beverly - Jun 15, 2006 8:58:52 am PDT #365 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Whee! I'll send my snail address to your profile email. Thanks!


AnthonyDe - Jun 15, 2006 11:37:11 am PDT #366 of 10001
A One that isn't cold, is scarcely A One at all.

Late to the party but oh well...

To Chitty and Bang in L.A.


Allyson - Jun 15, 2006 1:34:46 pm PDT #367 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

We should help Tim out by selecting the appropriate theme song. It should be something like how Bruckheimer uses The Who. You know, in case there's a franchise, like Drive: Europe. Or Drive: Catalina, where all the cars are those teeny golf carts.


-t - Jun 15, 2006 1:39:29 pm PDT #368 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Well, there's always the obvious choice. The Cars.