Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Kevin - Jan 22, 2007 9:12:57 pm PST #3582 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

It actually took me a second to work out which one is Tim.


Polter-Cow - Jan 22, 2007 9:27:03 pm PST #3583 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

He's the one who's not Patrick Swayze.

OR IS HE.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 23, 2007 3:40:00 am PST #3584 of 10001
What is even happening?

Tim has a nicer mouth.


Kat - Jan 23, 2007 4:38:59 am PST #3585 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Tim is so much cuter than patrick swayze. But can he dance?


Frankenbuddha - Jan 23, 2007 5:30:43 am PST #3586 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

But can he dance?

No one puts beagles in a corner.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 23, 2007 5:39:47 am PST #3587 of 10001
What is even happening?

I don't think I've ever taken part in objectifying a writer, before. This is fun! I think I like Tim's jaw line better, too.


sumi - Jan 23, 2007 5:53:39 am PST #3588 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

No one puts beagles in a corner.

Because they won't "stay."


Allyson - Jan 23, 2007 6:21:15 am PST #3589 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Not when I'm there to scratch their big floppy beagle weagle cutiehead ears!


Betsy HP - Jan 23, 2007 1:10:16 pm PST #3590 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Awwww. Cute!Tim.

Good thing he's not in a Tim script, because we all know what would come next.

Dead!Tim.


Allyson - Jan 23, 2007 8:07:02 pm PST #3591 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I keep trying to convince Kristen that there should be cameos of KITT and the General Lee, but I'm afeared I've lost influence.