Yeah, I could do that, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.

Spike ,'Showtime'


The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Laga - Jan 18, 2007 1:12:10 pm PST #3421 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

oh goodness that was staring me right in the face wasn't it? Drive, Out of Gas, no more driving, duh.


joe boucher - Jan 18, 2007 1:12:26 pm PST #3422 of 10001
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

No deep joke. I just thought it would be funny if Tim wrote episodes entitled "Out of Gas" for two different shows (especially one for a show called Drive), and even funnier if both of them started with Nathan Fillion falling into frame with a thud. And it's always fun to trot out the old Ronco language ("But wait! There's more!")

A very belated but YOOOOGE!! </Mike Francesa> congratulations to Kristen on the new gig! Richly deserved.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 18, 2007 1:25:46 pm PST #3423 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

If he does, the appropriate actor needs to be coached on how to pronounce "ita" properly before the episode is fimed.


Allyson - Jan 18, 2007 1:41:07 pm PST #3424 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I am in the Drive offices and I AM REALLY BORED AND TIM IS NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO ME.


§ ita § - Jan 18, 2007 1:41:55 pm PST #3425 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

While you're there, can you teach everyone to say "ita" and "krav maga" just in case?


Lee - Jan 18, 2007 1:43:08 pm PST #3426 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Isn't that one of Kristen's official job duties?

It really should be.


Allyson - Jan 18, 2007 1:43:09 pm PST #3427 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I rearranged the NSYNC bobbleheads in Kristen's office.

I have to make my own fun.


sarameg - Jan 18, 2007 2:11:25 pm PST #3428 of 10001

I think you should hide things in random places to surprise her. And put postits on them that say ALLYSON WUZ HERE!!@!!@!111

But not things that will make her panic when she can't find them.


libkitty - Jan 18, 2007 2:15:55 pm PST #3429 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

What if I were to tell you there'll be an episode titled Out of Gas that starts with NF falling into frame? How much would you pay then?

The sky is nigh unto the limit for this one. It's just so perfect in so very many ways.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 18, 2007 2:38:31 pm PST #3430 of 10001
What is even happening?

Allyson, give us spoilers.