I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Kristen - Jan 07, 2007 10:19:26 am PST #2985 of 10001

Yes I tend to just rate them on whether I enjoyed the film.

Yes but I think this sort of thing is what has led to Netflix recommending to me every Wrestling DVD ever made.


Allyson - Jan 07, 2007 10:22:17 am PST #2986 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Apocolypse Now. Broccoli.

Maybe that would be a good way to rate them.

Broccoli = Good for You, see: Apocolypse Now

Fried Chicken Dinner = Comforting home food, see: Princess Bride

That weird fancy cuisine with 18 courses involving strange sauces made from exotic animal fats and some sort of almost-extinct hybrid fruit chutney, See: Merchant Ivory

Peeps = Funny and sort of classic, but you can't have too much or you'll puke, See: Dude, Where's My Car?

Chicken wings at Hooters = eeeew, See: Anything starring Cedric the Entertainer, various movies starring Robin Williams as some sort of heartwarming humantitarian of sorts.

The Appetizer Menu at TGI Fridays = Greasy transfats for the masses, See: Crash

And so on. Like that.

Man, I need to make lunch.


Laga - Jan 07, 2007 10:28:11 am PST #2987 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I love Hooters' chicken wings.


Allyson - Jan 07, 2007 10:31:14 am PST #2988 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

How do you feel about Cedric the Entertainer?


Laga - Jan 07, 2007 10:35:13 am PST #2989 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I think he's wonderful in Barbershop. Other than that I'm kinda meh on him.

I think I see what you're going for though, something the masses love but you find distasteful. Like Rob Schneider. How about Twinkies?


Allyson - Jan 07, 2007 10:36:28 am PST #2990 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I think he falls under those weird fat free chips that cause anal leakage.


Juliebird - Jan 07, 2007 10:57:27 am PST #2991 of 10001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

Broccoli
Fried Chicken Dinner
That weird fancy cuisine with 18 courses ...
Peeps
Chicken wings at Hooters
The Appetizer Menu at TGI Fridays

I'd use that rating system!


Vortex - Jan 07, 2007 11:19:16 am PST #2992 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

As I'm sitting here, rating movies I've seen, it occurs to me that there's a vital component missing from their system.

or, the inability to say that a movie was "meh". there's really loved it, loved it, liked it, didn't like it, and hated it. There's no neutral setting. which some may think is irrelevant, but when it KEEPS asking you to rate a movie, you sometimes want to say meh.


Laga - Jan 07, 2007 11:36:01 am PST #2993 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

when I can't decide on liked/didn't like I go with whether I'd watch it again.


Zenkitty - Jan 07, 2007 11:39:41 am PST #2994 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

What was that recent movie with the guy in the phone booth... I thought it was brilliant, and I can't remember a damn thing about it.

eta: Frankenbuddha, thank you; I just bought the Anchor Bay edition of Wicker Man. Most pleased. Those missing scenes were a disappointment.