It's unfortunate that Narrator doesn't exist. I was trapped in Chicago and spent NYE in a hotel all by myself with room service and Saw III.
All right, no one's killing folk today, on account of our very tight schedule.
Mal ,'Trash'
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Allyson - Jan 04, 2007 3:57:15 pm PST #2907 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Monique - Jan 04, 2007 4:01:01 pm PST #2908 of 10001
I told Kristen you should have come through here.
Maybe you were twins in need of sponsorship.
I think that's more complimentary than my dad's dogged questioning of the hospital staffers who told him I was a girl: "Are you sure? But the baby's so BIG!"
Zenkitty - Jan 04, 2007 4:10:24 pm PST #2909 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Happy birthday, ita!
Thanks, Rick and Kat, for the twins info. (I also misread... that word... as monochromatic.)
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tiggy - Jan 04, 2007 4:33:53 pm PST #2910 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
It's unfortunate that Narrator doesn't exist. I was trapped in Chicago and spent NYE in a hotel all by myself with room service and Saw III.
you could've looked up Thoin.
Monique - Jan 04, 2007 4:36:16 pm PST #2911 of 10001
AHAHAHAHA.
Sorry. That's probably wrong of me to laugh like that, isn't it?
AHAHAHAHA.
Betsy HP - Jan 04, 2007 7:22:37 pm PST #2912 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Tragically, Land Rovers are now the hip, happenin' Suburban Mom-Mobile. Put a cellphone in one hand, a latte in one other, and a baby seat in the back, and now you are the happy parent in the gender of your choice.
Monique - Jan 04, 2007 7:27:04 pm PST #2913 of 10001
And across from them, you'll find me, holding onto my steering wheel for dear life while screaming, "Put down the phone, or the latte, but just DRIVE! If you don't know how to drive it, DON'T BUY IT! FERCRYINOUTLOUD"
Sorry. Lots of open space around these parts, plus living in the suburbs means lots of soccer mommies in vehicles way, way, way too big for them.
Juliebird - Jan 04, 2007 7:49:53 pm PST #2914 of 10001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
I'm much more afraid of schoolbus drivers.
They're mean
Betsy HP - Jan 04, 2007 8:20:18 pm PST #2915 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
I am a suburban mother myself, and I curse the mother-with-a-cellphone mightily.
(I avoid driving. When I do drive, I drive a Toyota Scion xB, which is tall, but wee. And I never, ever, talk on the phone when driving. Except when my son calls me, and then I pull over ASAP.)
aurelia - Jan 04, 2007 8:31:46 pm PST #2916 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
It's unfortunate that Narrator doesn't exist. I was trapped in Chicago and spent NYE in a hotel all by myself with room service and Saw III.
For the record... I offered to rescue you from the airport. (I couldn't provide room service or Saw III though)