Damn, that'd make a pretty good SNL skit if Angelina Jolie were hosting.
Quoted for truth.
You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.
Giles ,'Selfless'
The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Kevin - Jan 04, 2007 7:32:08 am PST #2768 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
Allyson - Jan 04, 2007 7:35:19 am PST #2769 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I am so excited to be an auntie and spoil them rotten every time your back is turned.
Kat - Jan 04, 2007 7:36:24 am PST #2770 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I'm counting on you to do that.
Tim Minear - Jan 04, 2007 7:37:16 am PST #2771 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"
I have this fantasy that Kat and Lori run into self-involved actress and take those two kids, too. Kat uses her knitting needles to make a point and Lori sets up the Mars arm thing to keep SAG member pinned while the two kids are rescued.
Betsy HP - Jan 04, 2007 7:37:34 am PST #2772 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
We have been known to say loudly in front of ours, "Do we really need TWO children?" Then they start bargaining over which one goes. Lately my son points out that our daughter is already written out of the will, and besides she's going to need college money soon.
Kevin - Jan 04, 2007 7:38:52 am PST #2773 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
This would make a funny, wacky Drive plot line.
Jesse - Jan 04, 2007 7:40:23 am PST #2774 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I have this fantasy that Kat and Lori run into self-involved actress and take those two kids, too. Kat uses her knitting needles to make a point and Lori sets up the Mars arm thing to keep SAG member pinned while the two kids are rescued.
That is brilliant. They should definitely use that strategy for something.
Kat - Jan 04, 2007 7:40:56 am PST #2775 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Tim, if I spent all of my time rescuing children from self-involved adults, let alone self-involved holllywood types, it would be a full time superhero job. It might even have a terrible pay rate and be called something like "teacher." But it's a good fantasy nevertheless.
Lori has been saying that with twins we are single-fault tolerant and one is a flight hardware and the other is flight-spare.
Kat - Jan 04, 2007 7:42:23 am PST #2776 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
And, allyson thinks of the twins a hekyll and jekyll (is that spelled correctly?) and I can foresee a halloween when ita makes them dress up as Thing 1 and Thing 2.
It might be a hard thing to be a twin in our social world.
Betsy HP - Jan 04, 2007 7:42:42 am PST #2777 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Snerk. But that's terrible! It means that one of them is stuck staying on Earth!