Kevin, stop trying so hard.
Does anybody mind if I pass out?
Willow ,'Beneath You'
The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Allyson - Dec 11, 2006 3:13:26 pm PST #2131 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Kevin - Dec 11, 2006 3:15:45 pm PST #2132 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
In 5 words you sum up my life surprisingly well.
Allyson - Dec 11, 2006 3:26:51 pm PST #2133 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Okay. So. Only post every fifth time you think you should post, and think about the content for five minutes before actually pushing the Post Message link.
There is your Rule of Fives.
See if it helps.
Kevin - Dec 11, 2006 3:43:53 pm PST #2134 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
Uhm, no.
Gris - Dec 11, 2006 4:25:40 pm PST #2135 of 10001
Hey. New board.
I have a better Rule of Fives:
Play a game where you try to post only when there's a "5" in the timestamp (happens 15 times even in minutes/hours that don't have them.) and remember every time you do that Allyson still isn't thread boss.
I liked the joke. I'm guessing I'm not the only one.
Monique - Dec 11, 2006 4:29:11 pm PST #2136 of 10001
Things I am somewhat disconcerted by, which is a shame this close to Christmas:
-- I received my new Xander figures this weekend -- Vampire Xander and regular seventh-season Xander. They didn't quite finish painting seventh-season Xander's nose. I feel as though he should have come with a mini hankie. This part of the post has nothing to do with Tim, although rumor has it he did work on Buffy, right?
-- If my local cable company doesn't come to an agreement with my local Fox affiliate in three weeks, I may go Drive-less. It'd also be like I was updating Fury's site blind, what with the not having 24.
Kevin - Dec 11, 2006 4:36:30 pm PST #2137 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
Monique, if you have broadband internet, FOX put a lot of their shows online nowadays after they air. Not quite the same as TV, like.
ETA: Damn it, I failed Gris.
Monique - Dec 11, 2006 4:41:54 pm PST #2138 of 10001
Oh, hey, thanks! I didn't even realize. I've caught Heroes online the day after, and even the Wayne Brady guest stint of How I Met Your Mother. I didn't realize Fox had episodes online, too.
Hmm. Now I just have that mini-Xander nose issue to deal with.
Tamara - Dec 11, 2006 4:45:43 pm PST #2139 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.
Hmm. Now I just have that mini-Xander nose issue to deal with
Nail Polish?
Topic!Cindy - Dec 11, 2006 4:45:46 pm PST #2140 of 10001
What is even happening?
Poor Xander. First the eye, then the nose. I don't suppose Alyson Hannigan intercepted him from your mail carrier, and did something to him. I hear she bogarts Xander actions figures.
ETA: Damn it, I failed Gris.
edited by Kevin on Dec 11, 2006 6:36:54 pm PSTAh, but look at your edit time. You saved yourself. Gris forgot to account for the number of times 5 appears in the seconds column.