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The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Tamara - Dec 11, 2006 2:18:34 pm PST #2114 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.

Thanks, Kristen. I'll dial it back to every 30 minutes then.


Jon B. - Dec 11, 2006 2:18:51 pm PST #2115 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Tim is close captioning?


Kevin - Dec 11, 2006 2:19:41 pm PST #2116 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

Why is Tim writing? Man. Anybody would think he has a real job.


msbelle - Dec 11, 2006 2:20:50 pm PST #2117 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

My top three guesses: Wayne Brady
Lorenzo Lamas
Mark Hamill

CROSSING FINGERS!


Liese S. - Dec 11, 2006 2:21:20 pm PST #2118 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Ha. Don't we get him the most when he's procrastinating?


Sue - Dec 11, 2006 2:24:46 pm PST #2119 of 10001
hip deep in pie

I'm strongly suspecting: Bob Saget


msbelle - Dec 11, 2006 2:27:48 pm PST #2120 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

wait wait wait - you know who needs a job? - K.Fed ! I bet Tim is just helpin a brother out.


tiggy - Dec 11, 2006 2:31:10 pm PST #2121 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

I'm strongly suspecting

nah. doesn't Uncle Jesse need a job more than him?


Polter-Cow - Dec 11, 2006 2:32:01 pm PST #2122 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I don't think so, tiggy. Isn't he on ER right now?


Kevin - Dec 11, 2006 2:32:56 pm PST #2123 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

K Fed's character -- called Kenny, obviously -- killed in new inventive way each episode.