The situation does kind of remove that valuable aspect of b.org, doesn't it? Also the "today was too beautiful to go in to work, so I'm playing hooky—my clueless boss will never know!" option.
'Lies My Parents Told Me'
The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
There's always sock puppets.
That leads to scandal.
WHEEEE!!!!!!! Yay, Kristen!!!!! Congratulations, tv-writer-woman!
And, congrats, Tim, for getting a nifty new writer!
Can I make a list of things I want, now?
Okay. So I'll need a lifetime drive-on for the lot, a parking spot, oh, and I'll need vet the new assistant so s/he understands how important I am. None of this, "...and you are?" when I call.
My favorite is, "Who may I say is calling?"
"Allyson."
".....from?"
"His personal life?"
Heh.
Where's the darned IMDB entry? This is the internet age, people. I want instantly accessible information at my fingertips.
eta...
from his personal life
I called my mother at work (after I was well into adulthood) one day, and someone new answered the phone. She asked if she could tell my mum who was calling. I said, "Please tell her it's her daughter." She said, "Can I have your name, please?"
You never know... I've had my father ask "who is this?" after I opened a phone call with "Hi, Dad." And I'm an only child.
Heh. I'm an only child, too. Maybe our parents share a brain, as well. I'm pretty sure I got that from my father more than once, but then again, his hearing was damaged when he was in the Navy. My mother has gotten my middle name wrong at least once (which is her own mother's name).
Oh! And don't forget to invite me to the wrap party.
My brother calls my cousin John and always gives his name as a sports figure of some sort. His secretary recognizes his voice now, so she'll buzz John and say "It's your cousin, Ty Cobb."