Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Tamara - Nov 30, 2006 6:01:39 pm PST #1920 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.

This is fabulous news! Congrats, Kristen and Tim.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 30, 2006 6:15:17 pm PST #1921 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Wahoo! Congratulations again!

This is going to result in an underwear-clad Justin Timberlake chained to the hood of a moving car, isn't it?


Cass - Nov 30, 2006 6:24:24 pm PST #1922 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

This is going to result in an underwear-clad Justin Timberlake chained to the hood of a moving car, isn't it?
We can only hope...


Atropa - Nov 30, 2006 6:46:23 pm PST #1923 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Congratulations, Kristen! I am so excited for you!


Kristen - Nov 30, 2006 6:58:38 pm PST #1924 of 10001

Goddamn, good agent, Kristen.

He takes no credit for this. It was all you.

So I guess it's official now and everything. 'Cause, you know, my boss just announced it on the internet.

(Yes, I'll take "Words I Never Expected To Say" for 100, Alex.)

Thanks for the congratulations and well wishes! I'm incredibly excited to have the coolest. job. ever.

"Murder mentor" is making me giggle. A lot.

I could Whedonesque it.

I foresee the removal of your face again.

Nitro-turbo-fire-extinguisher-brake-fires-torque.

Thanks to my misspent youth, I even know what all of those words mean. I had near-perfect reactions off the Christmas Tree! Which made it all the more frustrating to my friends that I didn't race myself. (Sorry, guys.)

This is going to result in an underwear-clad Justin Timberlake chained to the hood of a moving car, isn't it?

Sweeps, baby! Sweeps!

I'm totally kidding! Please don't fire me!


P.M. Marc - Nov 30, 2006 7:32:29 pm PST #1925 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Kristen, that's all so freaking awesome.


Polter-Cow - Nov 30, 2006 7:57:02 pm PST #1926 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Kristen's gonna be a staff writer on TV's "Drive." So there's that.

Holy shit! That is so beyond awesome that awesome is this tiny little speck that is barely visible.


Kalshane - Nov 30, 2006 7:57:12 pm PST #1927 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Congrats, Kristen!


bon bon - Nov 30, 2006 8:08:15 pm PST #1928 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Felicitations!


sumi - Nov 30, 2006 8:17:28 pm PST #1929 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Congratulations! That's so awesome.