Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Pix - Nov 30, 2006 5:01:27 pm PST #1900 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

WOOOOOOOOOT!!!!

Kristen, I'm so happy for you that I can barely type. I actually squeed when I read the news!


DavidS - Nov 30, 2006 5:02:48 pm PST #1901 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Kristen's gonna be a staff writer on TV's "Drive." So there's that.

Sweet!


Allyson - Nov 30, 2006 5:03:19 pm PST #1902 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Coming soon: Kristenverse


Sheryl - Nov 30, 2006 5:03:45 pm PST #1903 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Congrats Kristen!


Jesse - Nov 30, 2006 5:04:43 pm PST #1904 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also, I think saying "TV's 'Drive'" is funny, because my friend who used to be Vinnie Kartheiser's agent always called it "TV's 'Angel'."


Allyson - Nov 30, 2006 5:05:45 pm PST #1905 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I am the biggest BNF of Drive, now.

See how I made Kristen's success all about me? That's how it's done.


Jesse - Nov 30, 2006 5:10:31 pm PST #1906 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Now I'm afraid agent is the wrong term, and he was his manager or something, but whatever. It was like that.


Tom Scola - Nov 30, 2006 5:10:39 pm PST #1907 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Holy fuck, Kristen. That's so awesome.


sarameg - Nov 30, 2006 5:10:55 pm PST #1908 of 10001

Hee hee heee!

Really, I'm reduced to sounds of glee. Yay officialdom! Yay Kristen!

I'm so pushing this on my brother. It's right up his alley. But I'll be prepared for carshit-slamming. He's raced (um, illegally, at least in Alabama. Not in Texas. But his coworkers are NASCAR freakaziods. It's religion in Alabama) and speaks a car language I fail to comprehend. Nitro-turbo-fire-extinguisher-brake-fires-torque. Or something.


Lee - Nov 30, 2006 5:11:06 pm PST #1909 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

YAY KRISTEN!!!!