I'm gonna go to the official site shortly after it opens to read Allyson's post there, because even if she cuts and pastes from here, it will be so much funnier!

I wonder if I then posted to say I don't know Tim Minear at all, if folks would say, "Yes you do" out of the habit of disagreeing.

If this makes no sense, I totally blame Funny Farm. That thing is crack.

If I go and say that I have met Tim, will they call me a liar too? I want to be villified just like Allyson. It will feel like home.

I could follow up with "I've met Allyson."

And Allyson would be all "huh?"

And I would say, "At the LA F2F... I carried a watermelon speakers."

And she would be all, "Yeah, sure, whatever."

It's possible I'm a wee bit tipsy.

you are a total loser

Only, they'd call you a "looser".

Tim got a screen credit on tonight's episode of Standoff. If there was one last week, I missed it.

Last night's episode was the first with Tim and Daniel "Carnivale" Knauf serving as consulting producers. Unfortunately, I didn't notice any improvements.

I watched it. I feel like it somehow came into my living room and pooped on the floor.

Why not put it out of its misery?

I come bearing unconfirmed rumor... NickLea.com says the following:

Nov. 21, 2006:

According to a reliable source, Nick won't be in DRIVE after all. Neither will Ivan Sergei. They're revamping the show and are re-casting five characters - including Nick's and Ivan's.

I saw the first outraged post about that this morning.

No. Way.

That sucks a lot.

I don't like this "revamping" business. It was great the way it was, dammit. Crappity.

If it's true, I'll be a little disappointed because Nick Lea and Ivan Sergei have mad chemistry, and by that I mean HoYay.