Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...

'Shindig'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Theodosia - Apr 09, 2006 5:21:22 am PDT #9681 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Nora, you can use some of the motivation I would have used for yoga, if I'd gone....


Jesse - Apr 09, 2006 5:22:20 am PDT #9682 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Well, one idea with some selective bombing strategies is to cripple the infrastructure, and destroy factories and such.

Oh yeah, right.

Go Nora, go! You can do it!


Sheryl - Apr 09, 2006 5:38:53 am PDT #9683 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

The comforter meowed at G...


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 09, 2006 6:59:02 am PDT #9684 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Gee, ya think? What the fuck else do they think it's going to do? Cow people into submission, I'm guessing, huh?

Because that worked so well in cowing us back in 2001. I think America's "blow up anyone that vaguely resembles whoever did this to us!" reaction isn't that far from typical upon being bombed, actually.


Lee - Apr 09, 2006 7:32:28 am PDT #9685 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Last night I felt very organized about today. I had a to do list, and menus and a grocery list all planned out, and all sorts of good stuff.

Unfortunately I forgot about that motivation/needing to leave the house stuff.

Oh well.


Allyson - Apr 09, 2006 8:27:06 am PDT #9686 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Because that worked so well in cowing us back in 2001.

Well...

Illegal wiretapping, including the thing about AT&T now, just listening to well, everyone, free speech zones, NYT not running the mohammed cartoons out of fear, the new theocracy governing by some twisted form of WWJD?, a president who says he was chosen by god to lead America...I mean, I think we got cowed.

Or maybe punk'd.


Consuela - Apr 09, 2006 9:05:45 am PDT #9687 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Okay, anyone got any theories about why my very nice but completely unintelligible Chinese next-door neighbor just tried to give me a box of instant oatmeal?

I'm vastly amused by the way she speaks to me so earnestly, and yet clearly has to know that I don't get a word she's saying. This must be what it is like to have American tourists in a non-English-speaking nation.


Laura - Apr 09, 2006 9:09:01 am PDT #9688 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

She took one look at you and thought here's a woman in dire need of instant oatmeal.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 09, 2006 9:16:26 am PDT #9689 of 10001
What is even happening?

There was a two-fer sale Consuela, or she bought it by mistake, and thought you might like it.


Consuela - Apr 09, 2006 9:33:22 am PDT #9690 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

It was just so baffling. "Here, have some oatmeal!"

WTF?