Why couldn't you be dealing drugs like normal people?

Snyder ,'Empty Places'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Consuela - Apr 07, 2006 3:27:36 pm PDT #9580 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Y'all are not making me happy. The entire company is rolling over to Oracle project-management software by October. This will integrate the timesheet information more directly with the costing and billing and client-management functions, and frankly scares me shitless.

... god, I'm depressed. Hangovers are a bad idea.


Cass - Apr 07, 2006 3:33:59 pm PDT #9581 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

And why does my job description not include "Smite the stupid ones"? Why?
Because it is a cruel, cruel world?

You really should be allowed to smite. I've got a list right here.


tommyrot - Apr 07, 2006 3:38:23 pm PDT #9582 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Chiropractor claims he can go back in time

COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) -- A chiropractor who claims he can treat anyone by reaching back in time to when an injury occurred has attracted the attention of state regulators.

The Ohio State Chiropractic Board, in a notice of hearing, has accused James Burda of Athens of being "unable to practice chiropractic according to acceptable and prevailing standards of care due to mental illness, specifically, Delusional Disorder, Grandiose Type."

Burda denied that he is mentally ill. He said he possesses a skill he discovered by accident while driving six years ago.

"My foot hurt and, knowing anatomy, I went ahead and I told it to realign and my pain went away," Burda said Thursday.
Burda calls his treatment "Bahlaqeem."

"It is a made-up word and, to my knowledge, has no known meaning except for this intended purpose. It does, however, have a soothing vibrational influence and contains the very special number of nine letters," Burda's Web site says.

eta:

Burda said he charges nothing for his first "visit," usually by phone or Internet, and subsequent treatments are $60.

"All treatments are satisfaction-guaranteed. Treatment is always done before payment is made," Burda said, adding that one patient "just wasn't satisfied, and I tore up her check.

The Web site describes the treatment as "a long-distance healing service (not a product) to help increase the quality of your life that can be performed in the privacy of your home or other personal space. There is no need to come to my office."

eta²:

bahlaqeem.com


Jesse - Apr 07, 2006 4:58:59 pm PDT #9583 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh man -- there's this Ren Faire/D&D geek girl on What Not To Wear, who had been wearing her mother's old 80s suits for work and t-shirts the rest of the time, and it's hilarious watching Clinton and Stacy try to be supportive of her geekiness. As long as she's better dressed.


Jessica - Apr 07, 2006 5:13:23 pm PDT #9584 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

A chiropractor who claims he can treat anyone by reaching back in time to when an injury occurred

Naturally, I read this about ten seconds after watching Doctor Who.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 07, 2006 5:27:44 pm PDT #9585 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Wouldn't one buy/modify the software to bend to the way the user conducts business, and NOT make the user bend to software's fucked up idea of how other people do business?

Hmm. yeah, NSM in my experience. PeopleSoft! OMG, I haven't thought about that program for years. A nightmare, though, a useless nightmare. This is why we design very ugly, but useable databases and scripts from scratch in FileMaker for all our events. It ain't pretty, but it works, and we can fix it when it breaks.

SAP's big at the uni, but for different purposes.


Jesse - Apr 07, 2006 5:38:01 pm PDT #9586 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I can't remember what the big db they use at my U., but I've never been so glad as when I learned, after the migrated all the fundraising info onto it from Raiser's Edge, that I no longer had access to it, due to being a student -- no more data entry, no more reports to run!


Cashmere - Apr 07, 2006 6:04:18 pm PDT #9587 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Naturally, I read this about ten seconds after watching Doctor Who.

Mmmm. The 9th doctor can treat me any time.


Jesse - Apr 07, 2006 7:21:52 pm PDT #9588 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, have you people (with cable) watched this "Can't Get A Date" show on VH-1? I don't know if they're always this awesome, but this might be my new favorite show. It's all about the voiceover guy, who turns out to be actually talking to the people.

I am refusing to think about what it says about me that I'm watching this show at midnight on Friday night.


Trudy Booth - Apr 07, 2006 7:24:43 pm PDT #9589 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Why do I read the Salon letters pages?

WHY?