Doesn't matter that we took him off that boat, Shepherd, it's the place he's going to live from now on.

Mal ,'Bushwhacked'


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Tom Scola - Apr 07, 2006 6:40:20 am PDT #9420 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Why no more IKEA, Tom?

All my IKEA furniture is falling apart, or permanently scarred by minor bumps. I just want something a little more solid.


§ ita § - Apr 07, 2006 6:43:52 am PDT #9421 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm tired of furniture I have to put together myself. Most of the IKEA stuff I've bought seemed like a good idea at the time, but less with the love as time goes by.

My current apartment has one IKEA piece, a few Target pieces (but one broke so annoyingly that I'm not bothering to go back) and stuff from Cost Plus World Market. I like the World Market stuff. It's nice and heavy, and really really simple to put together. Though I still don't like doing that.


sarameg - Apr 07, 2006 6:47:43 am PDT #9422 of 10001

I only have 4 actual pieces of furniture from IKEA (wall shelf, shelf unit, tv stand and my dining room table.) I usually go there for odds and ends like rugs, a teapot, frames or whatever. I got a set of blue glass dishes and bowls there that I like.


bon bon - Apr 07, 2006 6:48:36 am PDT #9423 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

The World Market stuff looks nice. Hasn't made it to this part of the world yet, unfortunately.


Jessica - Apr 07, 2006 6:49:51 am PDT #9424 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I've never had a piece of IKEA furniture last more than a year. I've had enough people tell me "But my IKEA couch has lasted 15 years!" to suspect that 15 years ago, they were making much sturdier furniture.

Plush Passover plagues! Too cute.


Scrappy - Apr 07, 2006 6:50:37 am PDT #9425 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

We have a World Market ottoman which is fabulous. Also in a zeitgeisty kind of way, we are going to IKEA tonight....for dinner. Hey, it's close and I love them crazy meatballs.


Amy - Apr 07, 2006 6:52:35 am PDT #9426 of 10001
Because books.

We have the old white Billy bookcases that are about fourteen years old (a bit discolored, but still standing) and a small white dresser we got for Jake's nursery that has survived all three kids. One of the coffee tables was destroyed early on -- it had to be the softest pine ever, because Jake running his Matchbox cars on top of it made dents.

I like the odds and ends at IKEA best, though. Oh, and we got a duvet cover there that rocks.


Jesse - Apr 07, 2006 6:52:40 am PDT #9427 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I adore my IKEA shelves. It's all about "you get what you pay for" there. They have some stuff that's really cheap and relatively crappy, and some stuff that's less cheap and much less crappy.


Nutty - Apr 07, 2006 6:54:11 am PDT #9428 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I have to admit, my perusal of IKEA bookcases was such that I wasn't tempted at all, despite the rattiness of my existing bookcases. They just didn't look -- permanent. Target and Kmart bookcases are the same way; maybe I'll just make my own some day.

I do have an IKEA chair, because it was cheap and cute and I needed another chair. I'm not sold on the sturdiness of it, however, and in general I think you have to look carefully to avoid stuff that looks like plastic. (I went for a darker color, to avoid the "blond laminate" look -- it's probably still laminate, but it doesn't look as fake.)

My general understanding of furniture is, if you want real, sturdy, worthwhile stuff, buy antiques from the 1950s or earlier. (For not-zillionaire values of "antique".) It'll end up being about the same price as new, and will last a lot longer.


sarameg - Apr 07, 2006 6:55:16 am PDT #9429 of 10001

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Try not to laugh.

My dining room table is nice. The shelving unit is kinda crappy, but eh, I'll replace it eventually.