I'm a piner, definitely. My 7th & 8th grade years were full of Jordan Catalano levels of pine. I pined so much and so woefully that you could build soft but inexpensive cabinets out of me.
It was great fun. In a lot of ways, my unrequited romances were more satisfying than my actual ones, what with never having to get to know the guy enough to understand his flaws, and all.
But I was also completely clueless on the receiving end, so I never ended up going out with anyone who wasn't of the grab-kiss-what variant. Except the SO, with whom I was totally cavegirl hit-over-the-head-with-a-club to get him to go out with me.
Do I want to Tivo Celebrity Cooking Showdown?
I wish I could, but. This thing she's asking me to do? a) I already did it, just not how she wanted, b) I just don't want to do it because it would mean a lot of pissing about in Illustrator and Photoshop, and I wouldn't get it right the second time, and c) I'm not meant to be pissing about with this stuff because I'm not a designer, and d) I don't care to figure out who she should be sending it to, because hey, that's not my job.
how about an email that says "sorry that I can't work on this again, but my impending departure has me swamped. A graphic designer would probably be able to do what you need, but I don't know where to find one of those :) "_
I'm kinda scared of Celebrity Cooking Showdown and also kind of intrigued because of the Sammi Brady. Will her celebrity chef get possessed by the devil? Who knows?
Will her celebrity chef get possessed by the devil? Who knows?
Hee. I can
hear
you saying that.
I was on the quest for bacon a few minutes ago, and while traversing the crosswalk, I had one of those side-shuffle-left-right fumbles with a guy coming from the other direction. While we were passing, he said, "Nice cross, nice cross!" and tried to high-five me.
After I gave him the look of "Boy, I am starving, listening to the Dead Kennedys, and holding a lit cigarette," he decided he valued his life and kept on walking.
What is wrong with people?
What is wrong with people?
Subliminal messages on TV.
You know what's not nice?
Getting ad emails that show you stuff like this , when you had to give up chocolate, that's what.
edited to fix, and say Oops.
Particularly if he's a married guy, then you feel bad about it.
Or, hypothetically, he's that plus one of your doctors. Actually, I don't feel bad, though. He's just too adorable and not really fluster-inducing, exactly. I bet 90% of his patients crush on him.
OK, I'm just Oblivious Married Guy, then.
Well, but now you know if a woman is avoiding looking at you, it's because she has a mad crush on you. And is flustered.
I'm oblivious to signals. Of course, even if I were to pick up on them, I'd likely ignore them.
My sistah.
(I can tell this is going to be one of those way after the conversation is over posts.)
ETA: Huh - to me it looks like Perkins' post and mine merged. What's that? Nebbermind.
