Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.

Jayne ,'The Message'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - Apr 06, 2006 5:49:51 am PDT #9088 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

The Beauty of 80's MTV.

I had totally forgotten about the dancing ninjas!!! Also, I love that song.


Fay - Apr 06, 2006 5:52:34 am PDT #9089 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

While I'm linking to the BBC, UK's first case of bird flu, [link], about ten miles from where my mum lives.

Crap. Makes you pretty wary about ordering chicken, doesn't it? (We had our first avian flu-related human fatality a few weeks ago.)


TomW - Apr 06, 2006 6:02:56 am PDT #9090 of 10001
"The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be."

Crap. Makes you pretty wary about ordering chicken, doesn't it? (We had our first avian flu-related human fatality a few weeks ago.)

Well, I'll certainly be cutting down on my consumption of swans, that's for sure.


tommyrot - Apr 06, 2006 6:07:57 am PDT #9091 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

LOS ANGELES - A man was sentenced to three years’ probation after pleading no contest to illegally possessing an alligator that was dumped into an urban lake where it has eluded capture for months.

Anthony Brewer, 36, of Los Angeles, also was ordered Wednesday to complete 45 days of work for the California Department of Transportation, according to City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo. It is illegal under California law to keep alligators as private pets.

A Superior Court commissioner set a restitution hearing in May to determine how much Brewer should repay of the $155,000 the city has spent on increased security around Harbor Regional Park’s Machado Lake since the gator was discovered in August.

...

Authorities say Brewer and Natow, 42, released the 7-foot reptile known as “Reggie” into the lake when it became too big to keep as a pet. They were arrested in August and charged with unlawful possession of restricted animals, releasing an alligator into the lake, causing a public nuisance and marijuana possession, according to the city attorney’s office.

[link]


Kalshane - Apr 06, 2006 6:08:32 am PDT #9092 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

I've played Laser Tag a couple times and royally sucked at it. Never wanted to do paint ball. Not only would l suck (I've never had much luck with any form of gun, real or fake, barring the original Time Crisis video game) but I'm not big on getting welts all over either.

Fake swords are more my speed anyway.


sarameg - Apr 06, 2006 6:18:42 am PDT #9093 of 10001

I heard about Reggie on the radio a bit ago. He is quite elusive.


sarameg - Apr 06, 2006 6:22:13 am PDT #9094 of 10001

I guess if the rovers have blogs, a gator can too.... [link]


Sue - Apr 06, 2006 6:25:18 am PDT #9095 of 10001
hip deep in pie

I would like one of those new inflatable airline pillows for my desk right now.

I have to give a seminar in a couple of hours and I hate public speaking. I am simultaneously exhausted and nervous. I want to nap while pacing.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 06, 2006 6:43:15 am PDT #9096 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Authorities say Brewer and Natow, 42, released the 7-foot reptile known as “Reggie” into the lake when it became too big to keep as a pet.

Heh, guy must have been a RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK fan.


§ ita § - Apr 06, 2006 7:01:10 am PDT #9097 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm not big on getting welts all over either.

Fake swords are more my speed anyway.

Don't you risk welts with those too? My co-workers used to paintball quite regularly, and kept inviting me. I explained that it would not be a good thing, because of all the time I've spent developing strange reflexive responses to people attacking me with guns. They bought it. Anyway, they didn't come back welted.