Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.

'Beneath You'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 06, 2006 5:21:06 am PDT #9077 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The head of the krav instructors is trying to organise an instructor paintball outing.

I can't begin to enumerate the ways in which that's not a healthy idea. But I do know exactly who I'd want on my team.

Thief: It does kind of bother me, because I got quite excited to see Linda Hamilton onscreen, and I liked her role. Dina Meyer--who the hell cares? It also puts me in mind of The Unit, where none of the women get to do anything physically interesting--they're just all uberwives. Those are two of the shows (perhaps the only two) that have recently started that caught my eye, and I'm not getting my too cool chick fix from either.


tommyrot - Apr 06, 2006 5:21:23 am PDT #9078 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Why is half of the internet broken today? Even Yahoo Mail is giving me attitude.

Who forgot to pay the internet bill?


Frankenbuddha - Apr 06, 2006 5:21:25 am PDT #9079 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

We used to play laser tag a lot at my first job. My team used to annoy a lot of the other teams. They would play every week, practice all the time and take it very seriously. We would turn up once a month or so and wipe the floor with them. It was fun.

Now I'm imagining Tom in "Team Laser Tag GO!" mode, and it's cracking me up.


Jesse - Apr 06, 2006 5:22:43 am PDT #9080 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

tommyrot -- Yikes! A little warning, please!


tommyrot - Apr 06, 2006 5:23:19 am PDT #9081 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I can't begin to enumerate the ways in which that's not a healthy idea. But I do know exactly who I'd want on my team.

Let me guess - people you'd trust with your life? People you'd be willing to jump on a live paint-grenade for?


Jesse - Apr 06, 2006 5:23:47 am PDT #9082 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yahoo mail is a pain in my ass as well. Annoying.


tommyrot - Apr 06, 2006 5:24:36 am PDT #9083 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

tommyrot -- Yikes! A little warning, please!

Oops - sorry.


§ ita § - Apr 06, 2006 5:25:12 am PDT #9084 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

people you'd trust with your life? People you'd be willing to jump on a live paint-grenade for?

Nah. People I don't want shooting at me.


tommyrot - Apr 06, 2006 5:26:01 am PDT #9085 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Nah. People I don't want shooting at me.

Keep your paintball friends close, and your paintball enemies closer?


§ ita § - Apr 06, 2006 5:28:19 am PDT #9086 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Keep your paintball friends close, and your paintball enemies closer?

Damned skippy.