You never actually get killed and knocked out of the game, it's more a score system, so you don't know until it's over just how badly you were doing.
Oh, I don't know. I reckon I can come up with some ongoing criteria with personal significance at least.
Number of times contestant tripped over own feet
Number of times contestant walked into wall, imagining it to be an exit
Number of times contestant dropped gun and fell to knees shouting "Don't shoot! I want to live!"
Number of times contestant accidentally shot self
Number of times contestant received concussion from impersonating a character in a John Woo film
You never actually get killed and knocked out of the game, it's more a score system, so you don't know until it's over just how badly you were doing.
Oh! That I could do. As long as I can stay in the game, I don't care if I don't play well. Well, not all games; some of them I get very miffed if I don't play well. But not the physical ones.
Edited the porn right out of that post, thankyouverymuch.
I want to run into the arena in a cloud of doves.
I want to run into the arena in a cloud of doves.
Yeah, learn from my experience. The doves never quite behave the way you'd expect, you'll feel really guilty if you land on one, and no laundry bill will get the lining of your coat back to the way it was.
The dog is breakfasting on minestrone, because I forgot to pick up chow last night. I have a feeling I'll be kind of glad to head off to work, because even a tiny bit of pasta turns her all crazy.
She's not complaining, that's for sure. There's some spice or something in it that's had her panting after it since I made it. Weirdo.
As long as I can stay in the game, I don't care if I don't play well. Well, not all games; some of them I get very miffed if I don't play well. But not the physical ones.
Ooh, me too. Especially something that seems as chaotic as lazer tag. Not that I've played it. But I'm still traumatized from volleyball in high school gym, where it was painfully obvious every time I failed to hit the ball in an effective manner.