Whew, Kalshane. At least your nightmare CIO is not my former nightmare. I dreamt last night that it was him, and I felt so guilty for having exported my problems to another Buffista. (Like I had anything to do with his ouster here.) Here's hoping your CIO keeps up the short-timer MO.

No, no reason for guilt. And thanks.

Snow is still coming down, though rather pitifully. I doubt I'll even have to shovel tonight.

I was just coming here to post that clock (and stare at sarameg)

Hey, what'd I do?! That thing would head straight out the window.

sarameg, how did this person get the survey?

It's online and we also sent out an email to the users on file. The survey is to the entire community which we serve, of which he is a part.

There are some good comments, but you know how these things are. A fair amount of "it's too haaaard. You suuuck" from purported professionals.

I thought I knew how to hate on people. Then I took this job and found heretofore unplumbed depths of hatred, like black tar pits of the soul. Sometimes I feel like I'm turning into Dr. Clayton Forrester. You know, when I catch myself trying to blow up a client's head using the power of my mind.

when I catch myself trying to blow up a client's head using the power of my mind.

You're so almost out of there. Do they know yet?

when I catch myself trying to blow up a client's head using the power of my mind.

On the upside, if you ever get this to work it'll look amazing on your resume.

No, no reason for guilt.

Well, it was dream-guilt. Not so logical. I went to bed all paranoid about it, which is not too logical, either.

FWIW, I've been able to deal with the occasional incense burning in my yoga classes by liberal doses of PH-neutral saline nasal spray.

Theo, I'm going to pass this along to my friend with the kleenex up her nose. She'll be glad to have an alternative.

A fair amount of "it's too haaaard. You suuuck" from purported professionals.

Yeah. "This sux." Thanks. We'll get on that right away.

You're so almost out of there. Do they know yet?

Nope. Before I tell them, I'm planning on maximizing my health benefits this month, as well as using the Apple Employee Purchase Plan.

There are many beauties to the nasal saline spray scheme, such as a) damn near impossible to overdose, b) cheap, c) nothing at all like getting regular water up your nose, which is the wrong PH and wrong salinity.

Before I tell them, I'm planning on maximizing my health benefits this month,

Finally getting that third eye added to your forehead?

Seriously, though, it's a good time to get new glasses if you need them. Plus a monocle for the third eye.

as well as using the Apple Employee Purchase Plan.

I loves me some Shrift and her devious ways.

Though considering the shit she's been through at this job, it's hardly devious, come to think of it.

Can you just get that at a pharmacy, Theo?

Question for project-managey and related folks: What goes in a statement of work?

At my last gig, as an integrator, it was what we supplied to the customer saying what we were going to do. List of deliverables in medium-level details. It's what we'd be graded on at the end.

In the PM material I'm going through right now, the SOW seems to be a document detailing what's required, not what (or how) it will be provided. At least two of our divisions here seem to use it that way, although the document they're talking about seems to be a business requirements document to me.